Unfortunately all the 2, 3 and 4 letter combinations are used as an alias for when i mistype “ls”

I don’t mind the free food and alcohol.

I’ll read the manual after it stops working. There are 10 pages of “warning: don’t microwave your cat” and 10 pages of what obvious buttons do and if I’m lucky 3 pages of fault codes that in the worst case scenario I’ll see one of them the next 10 years.

Sometimes customers pay me to troubleshoot what other vendors sold them, I find the manual for their model number and basically flick through it until I find something.

I’m happier now than I was as a child. Sure I’ve got less free time but that is just about the only thing that is worse.

I have a lot more money leftover than a child’s allowance.

I am feeling better mentally because I’m mostly in control of my life.

I know my worth as a person. I’m good at something other people pay me for. (Funnily enough it’s something a lot of you probably asked your teacher if you’d ever use this in real life).

They give you funny pills as an adult.

Buying from steam I currently have the option of Mastercard or visa. They don’t accept the other ways I have, and it’s difficult for me to get the ones they accept.

As I understand it they are both doing it in coordination.

Maybe it is time for an anti-trust investigation.