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ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

Would you press it?

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Would you press it?

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ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    If when I pressed it it got rid of any remnants of me having been here, like was never born… press it in a second.

  • Nycto@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    I would give my best Matt Damon in Interstellar “… that’s the best chance I have had in years.” And then smash my face jnto the button as hard as I could.

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 days ago

    Anything better than this.

    • ssillyssadass@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 days ago

      40K is not.

      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        9 days ago

        I haven’t played in years and I want to sell everything I have, but I have this self modded death guard thingy that I really liked making. Since you know 40k, you might appreciate it. I only did it for a year so my skills are poor but I like the result of this one.

      • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        9 days ago

        I’d get to serve slaanesh though right

        • ssillyssadass@lemmy.worldOP
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          9 days ago

          Through the codpiece of an Emperor’s Child

          • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            9 days ago

            Sounds good sign me up

      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        9 days ago

        Let me burn in agony in peace in the necron sun

  • pyre@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    way too vague. expect the Star Trek transport to put you in the vacuum of space to die a horrible death

    • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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      9 days ago

      Bruh he means a place where you won’t die in 1 decisecond

      • pyre@lemmy.world
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        9 days ago

        if it’s not in the text I’m not taking chances

        • tooclose104@lemmy.ca
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          Right? 2025 on Earth still existed in Star Trek. There’s a non-zero chance you press the button and nothing happens… So you think it didn’t work and push it again only to end up with the BDSM elves…

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      9 days ago

      Or you’re a Klingon and your sudden arrival was seen as dishonourable.

      • listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io
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        Or you show up on a Ferrengi ship with no gold pressed latinum. My GOD think of everything you’ll owe them for just for dropping you off somewhere? Air, water, light, carpeting, gravity, heat, cooling, pressurized cabin, shields, warp travel fee…

    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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      Or just one of the many many worlds in Star Trek that still fucking suck even at the point when earth is a utopia.

  • jordanlund@lemmy.world
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    Warhammer 40K universe in 2025 would just be the Event Horizon universe 22 years before Event Horizon. ;)

    https://screenrant.com/event-horizon-movie-warhammer-40k-prequel-theory/

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      9 days ago

      In other words, about as safe as real life if youre a normal person. We’ve got a lot of time before crazy shit starts happening, and a golden age coming up as well.

  • Outlawstar@lemmy.world
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    That’s a 90% chance I get to see a better future and a 10% I’m still stuck in hell. Yes please deliver button. I do not want to remain here to see what is coming either way. I will take those odds happily. So very very tired of living in America. I hope we are heading for Star Trek still but we have to go through World War 3 to get there. Might be Dune though.

  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    9 days ago

    Needs more details, but I’m listening.

  • realitista@lemmus.org
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    9 days ago

    Dude just send me back to the '90s pls.

    • ooterness@lemmy.world
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      9 days ago

      As Agent Smith said of '90s New South Wales, “the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization”.

      • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        8 days ago

        I wonder how the robots understood that peak civilization is being 12 and riding your bike all day every day with no supervision.

  • MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social
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    9 days ago

    Is there another button of the inverse?

  • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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    9 days ago

    No both suck

  • Mister Brisby@social.tchncs.de
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    9 days ago

    @ArchmageAzor
    Yes, I would. It seems to be worth the risk.

  • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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    9 days ago

    I wanna bang on the holodeck. Smash that button.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      You have sex on the holodeck of the Eldari ship till you go raw. They don’t stop.

      • TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone
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        9 days ago

        Slaanesh approves

  • Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Of course.

    I need my slaneesh daemonette pet.

    Or maybe one of those replicator machines for infinite food.

  • MourningDove@lemmy.zip
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    Good god no.

  • Anhedon@lemmy.ca
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    9 days ago

    Flip it and I’m in.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      9 days ago

      You are now a sex serviter for the aristocracy. All your holes are permanently pried open.

      • bestagon@lemmy.world
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        9 days ago

        🤤

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