Hell yes I’ll press. Either place is better than this
And now we wait for the replies… :)
Pro: You get transported in Star Trek
Con: …. It’s Discovery
Checked the comments for this, thanks for not disappointing. Good luck on the 40k universe
Pro: You get transported to the Star Trek universe
Con: It isn’t to ship, or a planet
So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie…
They all attack you at once
You get transported into the Star Trek universe.
But
You will be transported by the Star Trek transporter.
Is that still you?
Yes, unless consciousness is more than the totality of our biology and there really is a soul or something erather.
Either I’m in the star trek universe or I’m dead and some other smhuck has to live with my choices
Knowing my luck, that means 10% chance of not getting into the Warhammer 40k universe.
But there is a 50% chance that you become an Ork.
Grots and squigs technically being the same species…
At least in both of them humanity survived to explore the stars.
I mean
In the 40k universe I’d probably die very very fast unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?
unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?
Fuck. That.
Dude just send me back to the '90s pls.
As Agent Smith said of '90s New South Wales, “the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization”.
I wonder how the robots understood that peak civilization is being 12 and riding your bike all day every day with no supervision.
Smashes button
Still better than THIS, so yes.
I don’t think you understand 40k
I know enough ;-)
I would give my best Matt Damon in Interstellar “… that’s the best chance I have had in years.” And then smash my face jnto the button as hard as I could.
T.b.h, Star Trek universe outside of Federation is also mostly dogshit…
humans outside of the federation are treated with xenophobia sentiment mostly. one of the overarching themes, is that non-federation races dont like the expansionist nature of the federation, also the assimilation/melting pot of other cultures. one tng episode, where the native americans decided to leave earth 200years before tng, to find a world of thier own, said the federation became too homogenized in thier culture, and lost its unique identities.
originally cardassians and KLINGONs before allying with the humans. romulans, SHeliak, paxans,tholians, and the now defunct marquis. since STD isnt really accepted by most fans to be canon, the federation stopped expanding over that 900 years, i think the influences got stretched way too thin by then.
Flee to federation space, theres ships going everywhere, maybe you even get to be a a
Kajit or ArgonianCaitan or Gorn.But the button said nothing about transmogrification into other races…
And being a human among Gorn might really suck.On a completely different note:
Being a (decent) human among Khajit might be fun! :-)Just paint yourself green and insist you’re a fellow
orkgornDAKKA, WEN THE WAGON GO FASTAH
way too vague. expect the Star Trek transport to put you in the vacuum of space to die a horrible death
Or you’re a Klingon and your sudden arrival was seen as dishonourable.
Or you show up on a Ferrengi ship with no gold pressed latinum. My GOD think of everything you’ll owe them for just for dropping you off somewhere? Air, water, light, carpeting, gravity, heat, cooling, pressurized cabin, shields, warp travel fee…
Or just one of the many many worlds in Star Trek that still fucking suck even at the point when earth is a utopia.
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if it’s not in the text I’m not taking chances
Right? 2025 on Earth still existed in Star Trek. There’s a non-zero chance you press the button and nothing happens… So you think it didn’t work and push it again only to end up with the BDSM elves…
Transported as I currently am? No chance of being some other race like Vulcan Hybrid or maybe a 40k psyker?
Nah, I’m good.
I want to explore the cosmos.
I fkng want to explore the cosmos.
Let me explore the cosmos.
You start exploring the cosmos as a living battery for the dark Eldar.
Idk about Wh40k lore, would i be aware of the cosmos? Could I see it and see it uniqueness?
Oh they will show you many a great things and pleasures 🙏
Dark Elder are the dark elves of 40k and anything they do to you will be painful and bad as they craft your still-living flesh into buildings and equipment. I’m pretty sure they don’t give their batteries windows so you’d basically just be aware that you’re in a engine room in constant excruciating pain. They’re not very nice. In fact, I don’t know if there’s anyone nice in all of 40K. Everyone is at war all the time and everyone is a bastard.
