You must log in or # to comment.
Goddamn I bet that baby is well-fed
Of course she won; she had a literal second set of hands to help her. It’s the same reason that Goro is the best character in MK. I obviously never win when I play as Goro, but that’s because everyone else is cheaters.
/sShe was just feeding the baby it wasn’t cheating!
To what???
babality! Finish him!
“When you were a baby, Mommy was ripping out people’s spines while breastfeeding you.”
“…I can respect that.”
“You’d better, honey.”
It looks like she was playing in these events all throughout her pregancy, including a win at 7 months.
BRB
The husband was one of her victims in the tournament too, so everyone in the house should be wary of crossing her.
$28!?!
Florida…uh…Florida’s not doing so well, financially.
And that’s with a $50 entering fee
So whoever put on the contest made
$50 * 4 = 200 - 28$172‽
It was a 4-person tournament, what kind of prize pool do you think that’s going to have? lol
The player worked her way through a four-person bracket …
So, she beat… 2 people?
Still… Noyce.
Very well, I am currently imagining it.
That’s kind of the total opposite of the typical “Florida man” scenario.
Because Florida Man is such a shambles Florida Woman must shine extra brightly
Thus proving that Mortal Kombat is an easy game made for babies.
BABALITY
These games always seem like random button mashing, ftw to me. Unfair advantage to be 2 player :P
She’s just enjoying the last bit of joy before that child sucks all it out of her life.
Kids are annoying and trying at times, but until you have your own kid it’s impossible to understand how rewarding they can be.
That’s not true.
I grew up in a huge family and did a ton of parenting without my consent. I know exactly what it’s like.
Being forced to parent siblings and parenting your own child are very different things. Even if you don’t choose to have a child, they are your own flesh and blood and that makes a big difference.
AFAIK it’s not so much “flesh and blood”, but more about accepting the responsibility of being a parent.
unless you’re in the 10% of parents who regret having children.
Babality!
https://mortalkombat.fandom.com/wiki/Babality
My first thought as well.
There are florda women too? How progressive.
Credit where credit’s due, but it seems like great pains have been taken to hide the fact that this was a tournament of 4 players.
Looks like she also had a 1st place finish in this tournament, which had over triple the entrants (14), and she did it while 7 months pregnant—that’s much more impressive, imo.
As someone who is sitting next to his newborn who he just brought home yesterday - the fact she did literally anything besides sleep is much more impressive
Edit: grammar. I’m so tired
Huge congrats! Hang in there - everything gets easier soon.
soon
Could you please be more specific? It’s been 13 years. Maybe in another year?
Yes. Another year. Or another life. I keep mixing up these terms.
Next week for sure.
Classic Dexerto, making a headline that gives a wildly inaccurate impression of reality.
The headline made it seem like she won a tournament on the likes of EVO, not some small local tournament that could have just been among family members. Its cool she did this, but the author is REALLY trying hard to live up to their name (Virgina Glaze ).
damm
