I can feel the pain in my neck already
no
I do not like this
Could always drink Brawndo instead.
Eww like water,
From like the toilet
This is surely going to always end well, especially with glasses 🤓.
Bubbler is mostly only used in parts of New England and WI

https://brilliantmaps.com/linguistic-maps-that-divide-americans/
Thanks, Kohler!
Though I don’t know why that bit of New England got it.
And Australia! And I am from both.
I love these. Thank you.
Hi
The second saves water at the expense of your dignity.
Ha, the fools, you can’t go below no dignity at all! 💦
Just wrap your mouth over the spout and you don’t waste a single drop.
Found the person from Pawnee.
That’s hot.
Finally some kink representation

Thought that was JD Vance at first. Still not sure it isn’t.
Came here to say this. It’s a perfect strategy until they start putting cages on them like at my last job.
Is there…more to this story?
It’s a Parks and Recs reference. Here’s a clip of the episode: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QoCOQb2u-N8
Oh yeah lol guess it’s time for a rewatch.
I think in this case you dont call it a spout you call it a nipple.
I’ve got nipples, Greg. Can you mil- OH GOD, HE’S LATCHED ON LIKE A LAMPREY!!!
I can’t see a water fountain without a mental 1 steamboat, 2 steamboats, 3 steamboats…
Though I always appreciated the ones who counted hippopotamuses instead.Was that how long you could take to drink if there was a line?
Yes.
Man, I haven’t thought of that in almost 40 years!
Ours was always “1 2 3 save some for me”














