So to summarize: your dick is so long that it’s going to touch the toilet if you sit, and it hovers at just the right angle so that it will dip down under the level of the rim and then back up again into the underside of it. Unique problem you have there.
Sometimes? I’m not tall at all, and if I pee standing up I later see droplets of pee basically everywhere. It wasn’t that much of a problem as a child, so I guess it’s height-based. But again, for an adult I’m not tall at all.
So the options are: pee sitting down and always have clean the inside of the toilet. Or pee standing up, and sometimes clean what you missed
Shouldn’t cleaning the toilet and bathroom interior in general regularly be the default?
Yes, like weekly. But I pee at least 3 times a day, and would have to clean it after every use. No?
I pee on the inside, it gets dirty. Next time I want to pee I need to clean it again, or clean it immediately after I pissed.
Peeing standing up is splattering piss water everywhere what the fuck are you talking about?
Tell me you’re a woman without telling me you’re a woman.
Tell me you have a weak stream without piss water splashing everywhere in the bowl.
Or y’know, just clean the toilet regularly regardless of whether you’re standing or sitting.
I think you misunderstand the issue.
Unless you actually really clean the inside of the toilet bowl after every time you take a piss?
Did you know that when you flush a toilet, the bowl gets rinsed with clean water
Have you used a toilet before? The rim doesn’t get cleaned
So to summarize: your dick is so long that it’s going to touch the toilet if you sit, and it hovers at just the right angle so that it will dip down under the level of the rim and then back up again into the underside of it. Unique problem you have there.
Stop being obsessed with my dick and go pee upside down if you like.
Sometimes? I’m not tall at all, and if I pee standing up I later see droplets of pee basically everywhere. It wasn’t that much of a problem as a child, so I guess it’s height-based. But again, for an adult I’m not tall at all.