D ppl nt txt lyk dis n e mor
Could someone let me know please? I’ve been wondering.
We have full keyboards now and don’t need to use the number pad to have a need to type like that anymore.
All gd x wbu hun
gr8. so kl I stil no wot u mn.
U wot m8
I mean, there’s a dude somewhere here on lemmy who types like that all the time, so I guess it’s a thing?
J00 5H4LL N0T P455!
– &4ND4LF
Even worse when you learn a new language, like Indonesian that uses a shitton of abbreviations.
The CEO at my old company really likes the expression “Let’s fucking go” for some reason. Lots of “LFG” in the work chat. I guess he eats a lot of LinkedIn slop or something.
But to me, “LFG” means looking for group. I’m sitting here like why is the CEO spamming for group content during the work day, and he’s not even saying what role he’s playing.
Lol, my running group uses “CD” for cool-down. I’m always confused as to why and how they are cross-dressing for 2 kilometers.
Look I use CD for cooldown too, but in different context lmao
It’s pretty common in CRPGs (computer role playing games) and MOBAs (multiplayer online battle arenas) for an ability that you have to wait before using again.
Compact disk?
CD is Change Directory!
No, that’s “cd”.
Yeah, CD is for Compact Disc! E.g. CDRdao
No, Certificate of Deposit!
imagine for a second if they trademarked Kompact Disc instead to avoid confusion XD
Mmmmm, KD
No, thats a type of receipt. You’re thinking of Corporate Dysfunction.
Yes. It’s bare minimum to name our specialization and what we still need with each request.
Let’s see if I still have my keyboard macro:
“I’m a shitty under-geared DPS and I am LFG with tank, healer, and decent DPS”
Yep. My keyboard macro still works.
Edit: Self own aside, this approach did get me invited to the right groups.
“CEO LFG SM”
I’m not bringing that low contributing shit to Scarlet Monastery… CEOs probably play like healers, but without the heals.
Genetically Modified.
Game Master
George Michael
millenials 😂
Millennials are entering their 40’s. This is gen z shit
I’m talking about the meme lol
I write my texts like I’m writing a cover letter or a wedding invitation to flex on the less erudite and meticulous.
OMG, TLAs are the worst, there are so many of them
I don’t know how many times I had to look up “SMH” before I got it.
Then people started using “SMDH”, and I could start all over again, because you can’t figure simple damn things out after a certain age.
Smh my head
Those are simple. SMH: System Managed Heraldry, SMDH: Shaving my dog here!
My partner thought “SMH” meant “so much hate”, and “SMDH” meant “so much damn hate”. It worked perfectly in every situation they heard it in. I taught them the real meaning when I realized this about a half decade into dating.
Well… do share
shitting my hands
I always read those as somehow so I’m now stumped by “SMDH”. It’s starting to sound like a bondage thing.
What the fuck do they mean? I’m so old I still haven’t heard of them
Seducing my herpetologist
Shaking My Head, Shaking My Damn Head.
Smh my head
The thing that taught me this one was when people started writing smh my head. The stupid redundancy helped.
I wouldn’t wish anyone General Motors
What if they’re currently Stellantis?
I wouldn’t wish Stellantis on anyone either! They own Fiat who owns Jeep! Gross!

Okay grandpa let’s get you to bed
QQ
My gamer self wants to know why you’re crying or insinuating that I’m crying. Oh, quick question? Just fucking ask and stop priming me for your next move.
I send people to https://nohello.net/en/ all the time
People be like LFG and I’m like Looking For Group in which game?
Wait, what else would it mean??
laughing facing genitalia
Leopards Fuck Gently
Let’s fucking go.
Edit: for that matter, “LGF, LFG!” is a grammatically correct acronym sentence.
Thanks, I hate it. xD
Oh no… Whelp that’s that. I’m officially old.
The game of Life
GA FB UR 599
“LFG”
Dude, we’re already in a group…












