thats not true, i have pink ones but i use arch
OpenBSD

Is that real? Can one hypothetically actually get them? If so, where?
I mean based solely on the picture I would choose Debian. I would change to Arch for my horny outfit.
Speaking of which, can we decide on canon skirts/dresses for these? 😂
Oh my got it’s right!
Windows:

“You’re wearing socks aren’t you!?” -Microsoft
plan 9:


ironically Debian is the straightest OS, it’s named after the creator and his girlfriend who became his wife and he had kids with
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Murdock
He named Debian after his then-girlfriend (later wife) Debra Lynn Roundy, and himself.[4] They later married, had three children, and divorced in January 2008.[5]
Although obviously, straight people can make things for lesbians/lesbians can use things made by straight people (and they often do!)
Didn’t he kill himself?
Edit: I read the article. Yes he did.
For some reason this made me think of spaghetti, which is straight until it gets hot and wet, and actually, SpaghettiOS would not be a bad name for a distro. Except for trademark issues etc, but still.
Although obviously, straight people can make things for lesbians/lesbians can use things made by straight people (and they often do!)
Also technically, gay people can marry someone of the opposite gender and have kids with them (and they sometimes do!)
Desbian
are green ones mint, menjaro or omarch?
Arch should be bare legs (and feet 🥵)
Gentoo should be something that looks self made.
Linux From Scratch

Nah that’s arch linux from scratch is more like

Put some machines next to that and you got Gentoo, though from a different point of view.
I feel like if you’re at that point you’re developing your own kernel (just a hobby project, won’t be anything big)
Is Ubuntu thicc?
I use Linux Mint at work and Pop!OS at home. Sorry to disappoint.

For all we know, those could be thigh high socks
Lol
You should try harder, probably.
Nice trousers.
Need to get it tailored to get a fit like this nowadays. No OTSThey just look ironed to me
They are ironed, sure, but also, they are an actual “Straight fit”, seemingly with pleats(unless I am underestimating the wearer’s waist size). A trend that is hard to find ready-made nowadays. Even the pleated ones sometimes end up being tight on the thighs.
slackware


Also.
You forgot the Ubuntu socks:

arch users are sailor scouts confirmed
There needs to be some subset/common theme for the Universal Blue distro family: Aurora, Bazzite, and Bluefin. I am not aesthetically talented enough to come up with such a collection.














