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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

Ah yes... NULL has been shipped

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Ah yes... NULL has been shipped

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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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    Do not accept the package! It will cause a segmentation fault!

    • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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      But we don’t reall know until we look in the box

  • chihuamaranian@lemmy.ca
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    “Customers who bought this also bought: VOID”

  • Fargeol@lemmy.world
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    This happens every time your [object Object] gets stolen

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    I used to work at a DVD store, and sometimes we’d get a huge box with a single DVD at the bottom, and a ton of those plastic bags full of air to cushion it. When one of those packages arrived, I’d loudly announce, “Thank god! Our air arrived!” Then I’d tear it open and we’d all gasp like we’d been holding our breaths waiting for it.

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    Shipped to undefined

  • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    Celebrate by ordering some none pizza with left beef.

  • rem26_art@fedia.io
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    I would be terrified to open that box

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      you’re worried about nothing

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    On it’s way to Null Island

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    For some reason DHL managed to get a null-string into their system a few years back, which meant that any DHL shipments to me - no matter what the seller had entered - had “null” as the receiver in the system.

    Everything else was fine, address and tracking numbers sent to me etc - but I did have a few interesting discussions at pickup locations that wanted to see identification matching the name in the system …

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    I’ve arrived.

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    DON’T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don’t move we’re sending someone to help you

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      If it can be sent by mail it is probably not a Keter class object. Object class does not imply danger level

      Tho if it randomly appears in mail it maybe is

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