Please don’t moderate my moderation!

Have you seen what most of us Americans eat!?

It’s the cigarette burns that still hurt the next day for me, personally.

I have never. In my life. Seen a Harris hat. I’m sure they exist, but I haven’t seen people actually wearing them!

In my opinion, this is mostly great only for salary folks. As an hourly worker, an hour lunch break means I’m away from home for an extra hour. Also, as someone who travels to many locations, I’d much rather eat on the road than sit down and wait until lunch is over, especially if it’s mandatory…

One of us!

Weird. Because 95% of these I see have zero passengers, cargo, or things being hauled. They are taking up 4 parking spots, though!

There was another post that also raised my eyebrow for similar reasons. They were agonizing about what to wear to bed but still be ready to cover up quickly. My answer is the same: a robe. This is a solved issue! Need something to wear to breakfast, but family or friends are over? Robe. Wear sexy/non-traditional/nothing/butt-plug/whatever? Robe. Man/woman/child/other: robe.

Whether it’s on a hanger or wadded up, it probably takes about 10 seconds to throw on in an emergency. If someone is that paranoid about being immodest while saving their life, keep it hanging on the front door. You could grab it as you ran out the door and it would literally take no extra time. Sure, in the most urgent fire, etc my bare ass might be out for less than a minute while I put it on across the street, but that’s in the worst-case scenario…

Oh, you mean “move fast and break things”?

I can do it without even looking at or communicating with people! “Hmm, your face feels irritated. Wow, you seem really pissed off now! Anyway, thanks for allowing me to approach the bench, Your Honor…”

I mean, any clear off-the-shelf sunscreen already protects against at least 93% of the sun’s damaging rays without you looking like a freak. As long as it’s broad-spectrum SPF 15 or greater…

I would say this is embarrassing if he wasn’t doing things so much worse, like crashing the economy, alienating allies, trampling civil rights, punishing minorities, and abandoning those invaded and starving.

"Trump is a weak man’s idea of a strong man, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, and a stupid man’s idea of a smart man.”

If only you had provided more details, so I could debunk the nonsense. Still, I’m sure you have links to evidence of any of these claims, right…?

You seem to find what other adults do privately to be scary and exhilarating and disgusting and sinful. Which is your right, but “sexual immorality”? Lol. Surely you understand that that’s 100% subjective, and undermines any actual point you might have had…

Don’t tell me what to do!

Indubitably.

Yeah, that’s what I as a customer want. 🙄 A “mixologist” who grudgingly does their job. Sounds like a great vibe that’ll keep me coming back!

Putting even an ounce of thought into it will reach the obvious conclusion: I can get a canned beer literally anywhere (or at home). What you’re paid to do is make the more difficult, expensive drinks I don’t have the ingredients for…

I’m sorry that happened. ☹️ Even if it was a human, don’t let one asshole win. I recommend you shrug and re-do it…

If I could have a Vulpix, I would be so happy…

The downvotes are excessive, but if they have the disposable money to either up that to 2.5 meals per day or spend it on games, who am I to judge which they choose? (As long as they aren’t underweight or nutrient deficient) Many people purposely eat One Meal A Day…