Make catsup instead.
That’s the sound my cat makes when expelling a hair ball. CATSUP
The American law covers that too
Catsup, ketchup, or catchup is the food prepared from one or any combination of two or more of the following optional tomato ingredients:
Who the fuck wants thinner ketchup? At some point you’re just going to end up with sugar sweetened V8.
You could use it as a dressing rather than a dip. Like sriracha or tabasco, but not spicy.
Maybe I want sweet tomato glazed fries, did you ever think about that, Kevin?
I have been wanting to try making my own ketchup to see how it compares to Heinz (or any other brand in the US since, to me, they all taste the same; which is mostly vinegar flavor).
USA: “Silly EU is regulating every little thing!” Also USA:
The US food rules are weird because we highly regulated food a hundred years ago so well we stopped regulating nearly as much since. This means our rules are designed largely to stop 19th century style adulteration
When you discuss condiments on BobIsTheOilGuy.com.
That’s practically tomato juice you sick MFer!
just add more corn syrup - heinz
