Don’t give Ticketmaster ideas man. They WOULD charge you for staying at home in bed if they only could.
Expensive?
LOL
It’s about $170 on average in the US, give or take. It’s a subscription, though, so in reality it’s over $5K/mo. Technically it can be ended simply at any time, but most choose not to. The average American will spend over $3M on it in their lifetime.
See you there!
You & OP are roommates??
And they were roommates
just like in ancient times
Aren’t you meant to be banging two chicks at the same time?
Need a million dollars for that.
You don’t need a million bucks to do nothing. Take a look at my cousin. He’s broke. Don’t do shit.
Ticketmaster
- Online fee: $73.27
- Convenience fee: $13.22
- Keyboard fee: $7.40
- Nickel and dime fee: $0.15
- Sponsor fee powered by Pepsi MAX: $23.83
- Satanic fee: $6.66
- Virus scanner fee: $13.37
- CrAzY 8’s fee: $88.88
- It’s your lucky day! fee: $4.17
- Prime fee: $37.00
- Accountants told us we could do this fee: $21.66
- We hate fans fee: $51.96
- We also hate the band fee: $61.05
- Notices bulge fee: $OwO
- Oh and the venue can eat a dick fee: $20.80
- Asking you to buy insurance fee: $4.93
- We put your name in the Goblet of Fire fee: $3.82
- Free fee: $0.01
- Enter your birth year: 1979
- Good Smashing Pumpkins song fee: $19.79
- Your birth year divided by 100 fee: $19.79
- Neighbor fee: $1.32
- Weed fee: $4.20
Would you like to insure your ticket for $12.99?
☐ Yes, please! ☐ I would love to!
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Satanic fee 🤣🤣🤣
Where’s my “I’m up all night working alone, cause today is just another day” crew?
I’ve upgraded to the skybox for the full experience. Comes with other fun amenities, like back pain, loud kids, and existential depression.
You have to sneak in the alcohol.
