My culture is super unique because it’s built on classism and religious wars.
Well, my culture is uniquer because it’s built on classism and wars against religions!
My cultures unique because the desert cooked our pale asses and we shot the religious for being too loud. The Catholics get an exception because nana is Catholic and shed kill us all.
All food was invented in NY between 1960 and 1990. Before benevolent Americans taught us how to eat food, we all lived for 20 to 30 days and died of starvation. Thank you, Americans.
Just doing our part…sniff sniff is that…OIL your cooking with?!
Around here, ya either a Jet, or ya nothin’!
How dare you make fun of my culture!
Okay but to be fair we actually have insane amounts of alcohol and alcoholism in eastern europe. I think all cultures have something unique whether that be good or bad. Sweden, where im living now, truly is very antisocial sometimes.
Counterpoint. In some cultures stray cats are allowed in universities.
I simply would never get anything done. I already make myself late to wherever I’m going if I meet an unexpected street cat.
Criminals in our country are pretty lame.
Ours start wars with foreign countries in order to drive up the price of oil.
You mean like Pokemon Team Rocket, or like Home Alone?
I feel like British culture viloates everything but the alcohol. There are memes about how weak their food and criminals are.
Are you kidding? All of this describes someone from Manchester.
Guy Richie made his career on movies about this kind of British person
I mean, you can’t expect anyone to take Geoffrey and Richard too seriously, can you?
Except for the blatant US-centricism, it is pretty accurate for most part.
Thats the joke. The us is a mix of religious banishment, war refugees, plague refugees, crime refugees, slavery, and capitalism profiteering and contains the cultures of damn well near every country on earth somewhere here because of it.
And because we have pockets of basically every culture in the world it shines a light on the simple fact. WE ARE ALL VERY FUCKING MUCH ALIKE.
The us for as much of a “mixing pot” as we are. We are also fantastic of creating cultural bubbles.
I wonder what percentage of Western lemmings can actually say they have at least these “simple” things (excluding the last few points, of course).
Cornbread and fried chicken have been around since before 1980, but the rest is pretty generic and fitting. I also have relatives who were moonshiners out in Ohio by a town which is literally called “knockemstiff” because one drink was powerful enough to “knock ya stiff” lol
Not sure the part about criminals fits though. Old men running illegal rooster fights aren’t exactly organized crime haha
Every culture other than maybe the British and the Dutch has good meals, some are just more hidden.
The neoliberal 80s and 90s killed families.
It’s 50/50 if your grandma is horribly racist or actually pretty cool.
Bags in a bag are boring, have you heard of a box of boxes? You never know when you need a box at some point.
Parties were synonymous with heavy drinking where I grew up. You don’t drink, you are an outsider.
Criminals are the usual, I guess. I’ve never been victim to a violent crime, no idea if it is common sense or just being lucky. Someone else recently said they get into serious fights regularly, I do wonder what they do wrong or I do right.
Ironically where I live everyone downplays the criminal groups when they really shouldn’t.
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Not trying to narrow it down 😜. Britain though, since you asked. It’s not all teacups and pudding y’know.
You a copper? Shut the fokk up, or I’ll tie your knickers in a twist. I was only asking for directions.
Okay but do you spank a log you fed all month until it poops candy and presents?
At first I thought piñata, but that’s not usually a log, and you don’t feed it? Wtf is this?
Catalan Tio de Nadal. Catalans are obsessed with shit so they also have the Caganer.
I guess the Caganer has not yet been roughed up to the point where he also shits out presents.
Well, this uh… hmm. Ok.
My culture is unique because we went from stretching accross the black sea and the baltic sea to a small eastern european country, because basically the nobility decided they wanted to be polish (and also some other factors) and before that all documents were written in Belarussian, because we got our form of written language in 1547.
What a string of a few foolish Dukes does to a mf
Okay, but my culture really likes flavourful food that tastes good!
So that at least excludes the British
Now I want pork pie
They said culture.
ducks and crawls away
Shut your whore mouth, Tikka Masala is great.
It’s telling that it’s always tikka masala, though, isn’t it?
marmite crumpets, there easy
Cornish pasty, cheddar cheese, Cumberland sausages, Lincolnshire sausages, not Richmond sausages.
Uh, it’s pronounced “inn’it”
I honestly enjoy mushy peas. Not from a box, but fresh made. And there’s a million amazing pies.
Fish n’ chips isn’t complete without it.
Gotta say, for British food, fish and chips are surprisingly decent.
I am angry and sickened at the same time.
and also confusedly hungry…
*Also, you’re missing green goo.
you’re missing green goo
??
It’s right there in the cup.
This is a war crime.
Nah, it was quite okay.
lol the tea really makes this.
Well, I’ve heard that tea is what Brits like a whole lot.
This is a cry for help, clearly.
I get mushy peas on Australian style meat pies a lot. It’s really good, especially with a shittonne of gravy.
