Do this in protest:
I’m not a toilet expert but I once heard of some person that did this and they broke the ceramic and kind of cut their legs, so maybe don’t.
I think this is an urban legend that never happened since I’ve never found any evidence of it happening, but definitely be careful and don’t make a mess.
Edit: there is a relevant Wikipedia article somehow: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet-related_injuries_and_deaths
who even thinks about writing an article page on wikipedia about toilet related injuries and deaths
wikipedia editors
Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.
I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.
Shit on the floor
Everybody walk the Dinosaur?
This cracked me up way more than it should have.
I have an idea: I go to a forest, I don’t care who’s claiming it, and throw wooden spears at anyone who enters.
Guys, guys! Take it from an American: Don’t be like us. This is some shit our employers would do.
I know our lifestyle looked fun and enviable once we grew up and left the kingdom to live on our own. And it’s not all bad, but mistakes were made!
you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.
I mean, I don’t take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options
GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.
This is not a fun break time.
Can you please re read my comment, particularly the second half of the sentence
The opinion of someone whose never had bowel problems and can’t even fathom other people not being like them.
Did you stop reading halfway through my one sentence…?
Don’t hunch over? Stretch out! Legs and all! The easier angle will make it even better support.
If I’m suffering from the green apple splatter, my legs will not give a shit about 13 degree angle.
Not working and get a leg exercise, what a steal
Leg day motivation
You can do that for disability reasons.
UK workers gonna end up with calfs of iron.
I’d bring a wedge and keep it on my desk.
“oh that? Yeah that’s my poopin’ wedge, wanna take her for a spin?”
No no, Bobby, on the top, next to the mouse. Yeah that’s where I put it, so that’s where I want it back okay? Try and get it all off next time. And eat less dude! It helps reduce spatter.
Wait, people sit on those things for longer than 5 mins?
Sometimes the crossword is a tricky one
Go to take a shit after a few hours in a non-climate controlled warehouse so your sweaty butt cheeks just slide off the toilet and break your coccyx. Now you get worker’s comp.
Not sure how these novel toilets work.
But I’m quite sure they forgot a piece, luckily you can buy that for about 8€ and bring it to work.
Compensates nicely for the angle.
Also don’t know how to flush them but the boss will work that out.
