We got bread. We got cheese. We got beans.

What more do you want?

But the players have new haircuts!

They always were. Chrome on mobile has never supported add-ons, and that’s been the main driver of browsing for a while now.

Desktop Chrome still has ad-blockers, but they’re just less effective now, as they can’t phone home for faster updates iirc.

Yeah, I wasn’t fond of 2. Although you could just kill them 12 times and never have them respawn. Quite tedious, especially in the DLC.

For me though, a lot of Souls games are about opening shortcuts and then running past anything left to get another go at the bosses.

I don’t even want to clean up my own code, let alone the unholy fucking abortion created by an LLM and a Linked In “CEO and founder” working in tandem.

The underworld on TOTK just burnt me out. There’s so much of it and it’s all so samey and bleak, like if all of Dark Souls was Blighttown.

I took a break of about a year before going back to polish off the story.

So deep undercover that nobody knew.

The family across the street are Pugsley and Fred West.

Maybe they allocate a bit more resources before the obvious big games, and the surprise popularity of this one just caught them all off guard.

Streaming hardware? Presumably like Geforce Now, only the publishers can’t say no.

But but but that’s AnTiSeMiTiSm!

It has to, for optimal tip-to-tip efficiency.

I wear size 34 cargo shorts.

There is no point near my waist that is even close to a tape measured 34 inches.

Your server isn’t working today.

This is because Microsoft wants you to finish setting up your PC that has been running for ten years.

Ol’ Ketamine Dick ain’t gooning to shit.

The waitress?

Kuri Kuri Mix. PS2. FromSoft’s forgotten game.

Baldurs Gate Dark Alliance was good too. Felt like Gauntlet.

I wouldn’t mind if all those Electron apps could use it to save space, but no. Everything still comes with 600MB of Chromium bolted to it like a tumour.

The image viewer is probably just Edge in a trenchcoat by now.