there’s a spectrum
OK.
There I stopped reading.
Why, you were almost finished? You only missed the serious part.
You didn’t stop because of the word now, did you? Did you?
Why
that overwhelming meaninglessness
Aren’t they required to investigate any theft, if you denounce it?
As @cows_are_underrated@feddit.org said, they will have to investigate if you file charges, but with such minuscule damage, the investigation will typically be abandoned due to insignificance. (“eingestellt wegen Geringfügikeit”) Often, they will try to dissuade people from pressing such charges in the first place, even if just to avoid the paperwork.
Technically yes, but theres quite a high chance that if you aren’t a corporation and would do something like this as a person they would either laugh in your face or would say “well see what we can do” while the form you just filled out already landed in the trashcan. Theres virtually no chance they would care the slightest.
Swabia
Nothing to see here, this checks out.