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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

A short drive from Limerick, Ireland

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A short drive from Limerick, Ireland

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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    1 year ago

    Hadn’t seen this one before but I saw this in a book:

    There once was a man from Peru,
    Whose limericks stopped at line two

    and then later in the same book they had

    There once was a man from Verdun

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      1 year ago

      I like this.

      There are two types of people:

      1. Those who can extrapolate
      • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        eye twitches from incomplete data

      • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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        1 year ago

        There are 10 types of people in the world

        • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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          All bases are base 10.

          • ddh@lemmy.sdf.org
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            1 year ago

            All bases are belong to us

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