• kautau@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Just trust the billionaires bro, put the billionaires in power bro, we totally have your best interests at heart bro

  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I don’t have to call for dissolution of Elon Musk. Everyone dies, and he’s no different. He had better speed it along though.

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      8 months ago

      He’s too awful to have a competing faction.

      Maybe someone could stake the “Mein Pillow” guy with a free billion to get him in range. Let him start a clown car, space firework, hole-diggin’ conglomerate and buy him an off-fediverse mastodon clone to propagandize his future cult.

      Then, we just let nature take its course.

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    8 months ago

    Are people still listening to the chief crackpot? I thought we moved past that a while ago when it was proven he was a junkie?

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    8 months ago

    Someone let him know he can go ahead and do that as soon as he gets elected MP, gains the confidence of the house and is selected as PM and then requests the dissolution from Charles.

    There are fuckung rules. Get this American nonsense out

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          Look . . . mistakes were made, okay. Yes. There was just SO MUCH COCAINE. We realize that was not a great plan now.

          However, since he rigged our elections ushering naked, if barely literate, fascism, we’d like to return him to the . . . land, or, y’know the seas or whatever, from whence he came.

          Please take all the trucks too. God. So many shitty trucks.

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          8 months ago

          He bought his way in like the Murdoch assholes and plenty of others.

          But then he got Afrikaners in too, any word on how many actually came, since their real aim was taking more power in South Africa?

    • Oliver@lemmy.pifferi.iodeleted by creator
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      8 months ago

      Maybe this moron can try to run as PM on the island vampire Thiel plans for the super rich so they can all whip each other‘s ass, browsing through their own chapter in the Epstein files until climate change does us all a favor and floods the island? Just stay out of foreign countries‘ politics at last! 🖕🏻

  • molten@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    We’re still talking about this jackass? Goddamn why won’t he just go quietly.

    • Optional@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      He’s gonna re-invent himself as a British political (pardon the expression) kingmaker, then get high as fuck in the Westminster bathrooms and pass out onto the door handle so he can walk around with his newly installed PM with a giant bruise on his forehead.

      Stand woozily in the lower house while Question time splashes around in his ears like a Carribean cove.

      Classic Musk. Seriously, no returns. All invasions final.

    • plyth@feddit.org
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      8 months ago

      Sure, A good friend of Peter Thiel, who is at the heart of the surveillance state, while Musk himself holds the keys to space.

      This is US policy, supported by all US billionaires. None has financed an impeachment while one would expect the majority to do so.

  • tazeycrazy@feddit.uk
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    8 months ago

    Me and 5 frends showed up at a Tesla show room to get X shutdown. It’s still up but we showed them.