Mood…

My Costco is physically less than mile away but you have to cross two major strodes and a four lane bridge thats only for car travel. There’s an alternative route but I have to backtrack 2 miles to get to the pedestrians safe bridge then the two miles to get to Costco from the ped bridge. Why can’t the four lane strode have a partial bike lane?? It would save me hours of commute and I live in pretty bikable city. I’m doing Critical Mass for the second time this Friday, I highly recommend it, its a lot of fun

My school was 20 minutes from one of the most deadly school shooting in the early 2010s. I went to high school with survivors of the Sandy Hook Elementary school massacre. But gen z is too sensitive is all I hear. We are literally surviving a war that takes place in classrooms and cafeterias, in our developmental years. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Lol acting like these older cunts have any responsibilities to themselves or to their children is funny

I did this as a gen z kid after the new millennium. I did it with probably 40x contaminants than gen x ever had growing up. I apparently have a spoon weight in plastic in my brain by 25, let’s see if I can drink enough water that I can fit a Frisbee up there by 30. Lets speed run this shit

My friends hate that I’m romancing Shane because he adds no value, its like they never met my ex husband lol

I use cmd+c cmd+v in my terminal all they time, I do get ctlr+c is the shutdown command. I use a it frequently. I honestly had no clue I was being down voted but I don’t care

Ctrl+c to copy, Ctrl+v to paste, Ctrl+z to undo last change (chain it multiple times to reverse time) hopes this helps, ctrl+tab also changes applications on macos and Linux to my knowledge. If you know anymore let’s put them together

I got out of my hammock the other day and my balls didn’t join the rest of me and the hammock slapped them hard. So like yes I can relate to not wanting my balls in pain

Facts! my Dad’s an asshole who sent me to conversion camp. I’m so fucked up and I now only function on great amounts of THC

Lol I just started refactoring my codebase into a new directory to clean up my poorly stored logs and other scripts

My mom went a step further and told me I would never be in a happy and fulfilling relationship if I choose to date men

That abt sums it up! I have had good and bad years, I just got divorced at 25, still debating if this year is bad or good

My parents hate gay people and I’m a flaming homosexual. We have had so many fights over the past 6 years I’ve been out. My Dad thinks he is intelligent and well spoken while he ia saying the most sexist things. His video streams are 99% of the time with this christian deacon that is a part of his cult saying that gay marriage is a sin and women should be child caretakers, while my mom is making 3x his salary as an engineer. They both come off smart on the outside but it crumbles when you hear they’re awful opinions like “the rich deserve to get richer” smh. If I tell you his domination he should be the first YouTube result

My Dad does this and its more cringe, especially because its abt his cult religion. Its been 15 years, he is still doing it and he only has a handful of followers.