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It’ll all be over quickly, after all time flies when you’re a fag, can I get that on a hoodie?
I love how asshole parents assume their health will always be okay, and they’ll never need any kind of home care or a place to live. BURNING BRIDGES IS MORE IMPORTANT!
The obvious answer is to invite over the biggest, burliest bear you can imagine, get him to befriend your dad and make your dad think you’ve finally made a “real man” friend, and then fuck the bear in the ass in front of dad. Assert dominance. Are you a faggot? Absolutely. Faggots can dominate the manliest of men.
Ask him what kind of nursing home he wants to be abandoned at.
Y’all are way more generous and less petty than I’d be tempted to be.
A cardboard box can qualify as a nursing home as long as it’s staffed by enough care roaches.
That’s approximately what I would have budgeted for.
A whole box?
Damn, fancy
“Nursing home for gay ass removeds who weren’t accepting of their child’s sexuality.”
I haven’t been called a faggot before, but when I’ve been insulted in this sort of casual, out-of-nowhere way, I’ve found that responding with “go fuck yourself” in a calm tone of voice and then continuing my conversation to be effective.
Q: What does that say about dad watching fishing on tv rather than doing it for real on the water?
A: The man has sucked every dick in town.
People like Anon‘s dad are the reason why earth is still such a backward hillbilly place. Irrational disdain for harmless things like queerness, meanwhile actual problems and crimes like global warming, PFAS usage, genocide and corruption from top government officials.
Fun fact: Humans are less socially intelligent than apes.
Just to have an ackshoolly moment: humans are apes. If you mean humans are less socially intelligent than gorillas, male gorillas tend to do stuff like killing all the children fathered by the previous silverback. Human stepfathers at least sometimes don’t do that.
I meant apes as in great apes, but you‘re right, humans are included in the Hominidae superfamily. Gorillas almost only kill each other‘s children when the silverback dies and the group dissolves. Mostly because food becomes scarce then.
Meanwhile I have seen human parents neglect their children and steal their allowance to try and win a rare Labubu doll. So yeah I‘d argue that as a species, the apes still got their shit together better than humans. (Except chimpanzees obv.)
Then again, gorillas don’t have a concept of money or labubu dolls. Basically, our society gives more opportunities to fuck up.
I’m from a family of immigrants, my parents complain about immigration.
Bitch, WE ARE IMMIGRANTS 🤦♂️
I have two half-Thai cousins (Floridians, naturally) whose mother was a Thai immigrant, and they love to bitch about immigrants (as does my white uncle, who brought this Thai immigrant to the US from Thailand). Neither looks Thai, but one looks generically Central American and the other looks Japanese and they got abused growing up for that. It’s really wild to me how this gave them no empathy at all for the shit immigrants have to endure; instead they do their best to be caricatures of white people.
Peak “fuck you, got mine”. Same with my grandparents, they were anti-immigrant immigrants. Grandpa was also notoriously racist. I laughed so hard when some genome sequencing revealed a ton of sub-Saharan genes in that side of the family. My dad was about 25% African and Grandpa was hella dark. Now how could that be…?
Sicilians? lol
Haha, you too?
No, I just like Tarantino movies lol.
The concept of racial purity is dumb everywhere, but it’s especially dumb in the Mediterranean, where they had these things called “boats”. There is just no way that an island smack in the middle of this shit wouldn’t have DNA from all over the fucking place.
Especially after that island was invaded dozens of times since it’s a great strategic location. Grandpa was very dumb.
That reminds me of Richard Pryor talking about his trip to Africa. He would ask people there what tribe it looked like he was from and they would say “you look Italian”.
fake: anon has any relationship with his dad whatsoever
gay: gay
Thank God those are separated incidents, otherwise this would be both fake and gay.
Go fishing until they are dead. Time will fly by.
At least it would have made a bit of sense saying : Time flies when you are gay?
Just have sex with your dad already. Remove the sexual tension.
Or at least a quick dadjob to help him release some tension
“Uunh, I’m cumming!”
“Hi, cumming. I’m dad.”
*splurt*
Fake: anon spends time with his parents
Gay: time flies for anon
I’m not saying you should break your dad’s nose but standing up to him like the kind of (toxic?) man he would accept would probably change his attitude.
What is he going to do? Call the cops and tell them he got roughed up by a f-word?
I mean yes, that’s exactly what the fucking coward would do
And his mom says nothing. Thanks for being a complicant piece of shit anon’s mom.
My mom went a step further and told me I would never be in a happy and fulfilling relationship if I choose to date men
I can only assume she spoke from experience
Facts! my Dad’s an asshole who sent me to conversion camp. I’m so fucked up and I now only function on great amounts of THC
my first thought as well
