Make them very expensive to buy new. Easy.
If the companies won’t do it themselves, the government can help them along by slapping a huge tax on these things, and build up some funding to secure treatment for these dimwits when they inevitably come crawling to the NHS with health issues.
Like how we used to do it back in the day! You’d Google for stuff, can you imagine it kids?
That would reduce profits significantly, and that’s the only reason they’d be against that.
For all we know, it’s a 50/50 that the customer service guy receives back an email back from that email that supposedly is not accessible saying “WTF I have no idea what you’re talking about, was my account hacked?”
But since you’re that gullible - hey bro, that wallet in your back pocket is mine, I put it there when I washed my jeans. Hand it back now, I paid for it and I’m 100% entitled to it!!
Are they all your phones, or different house members? Can you “pool” your photos together?
We’ve been doing this with all our phones for a long time using nextcloud. I’d like to use a more photo-oriented app, but the last I tried it, it just wasn’t there yet.
Can’t rotate or do basic edits in web app, dead to me.
Also can’t really sync and share with rest of household. Auto sync to phones is also a must.
I was seriously unimpressed with its features, and I’m not bothering with it again anytime soon.
Do it already, TACO.
Case in point, you haven’t had his wife either, so I’m on the fence on this one.
While you may be able to derive some small amount of nutrition from boiled and mashed potatoes in your rectum, it’s usually advisable to consume them through the other end, since starch digestion starts with salivary amylase.
If you’d rather consume the potatoes anally, it’s advisable that you find someone to spit into your anus to help the digestive process.
Safety advice: please note that the mouth is lined in stratified squamous epithelium, which is better prepared to handle rough mechanical/chemical/biological stimuli than the simple columnar epithelium of the rectal ampulla. It is therefore advisable to ensure the mashed potatoes are sufficiently cool before uh ingesting scooping consuming.
Reminds me of the Cristiano Ronaldo statue thing, except that one was actually funny as hell.
For those unaware, Madeira’s airport was renamed after CR7 and they made a whole ceremony about it. Cackling beside him are the Portuguese president and the prime minister.
My best guess is that they didn’t want to go all the way (either a virgin, or no contraception available), but agreed to “fake it” by holding the dick between their closed thighs. Which was obviously a ruse, because Linux.
The elusive Chocolate Starfish.
This is the same approach as “add one more lane” to a congested highway. You know it’s not gonna work.
Just get a saucer.
He doesn’t 1) install, 2) approves any bowl, 3) or should he. He can refuse to make bidet seats any time, but prefers wașiki seats instead.
He directly provides releases for Windows x64/ARM64, Linux x86_64/ARM32/ARM64 (in AppImage format), and macOS. He also explicitly forbids modifications, and since he considers “pre-configured settings” to be modifications, and this is basically barring any other distribution.
So while ultimately you’re right in that he doesn’t install it himself, he provides a super-simple “do it yourself” kit for people who live in apartments, while making anyone else who lives in a house have to assemble it from a million separate pieces themselves.
Note that I’m sympathetic, and I don’t know what the solution here is, but hopefully everyone figures it out…
My take on a better analogy:
The bidet maker is pissed because people complain to him that their bidet is leaking or has cracks. He’s annoyed at a distribution/installation company because they fumbled, so he’ll handle installation himself but only to the houses he approves.
Oh, and the bidets are free and nobody gets paid a cent.
I pay a lot more for a large coffee at a brand store (Starbucks, Costa,…) than I do for a pint at my local bar.
Alcohol is fairly inexpensive here. People need to live, somehow.
I’m in Europe, and my debit card says visa. That’s the part that confuses me…
What do you mean? It’s working perfectly. Just not for you.
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