FistingEnthusiast

I won’t buy “smart” appliances

There are too many solutions desperately looking for problems

My toaster doesn’t need WiFi to connect to AI

I don’t believe in false advertising

There’s no way that I’m letting anyone have control of my phone

My photo albums are rather spicy

So, when you squared up, did everyone clap?

Sure, hero

There’s a difference between a kid being a kid, and an uncontrolled little shit

You keep puffing that excuse for a chest out though

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Yep

Kids are dumb and annoying and their owners should keep them under better control

I reckon the English are in second place, with Aussies in third

Australia truly has the stupidest animals outside of humans

The yanks got the dumbest of those

Mmmmmmm…

Pap…

Koalas are so dumb, that they can’t recognise a leaf unless it’s on a branch

If you try to offer them a leaf, they won’t touch it, even if they’re hungry

They need to see it on a branch to understand what it is, and that it’s food

And they’re riddled with chlamydia too

Anyone restraining children like this deserves to spend the rest of their lives being shamed for being a total piece of shit