Oh good lord. I looked it up:

Stargazy pie (also starry-gazy pie, starry-gaze pie)[1] is a Cornish dish made of baked pilchards (sardines), along with eggs and potatoes, covered with a pastry crust. Although there are a few variations using other types of fish, the unique feature of stargazy pie is fish heads (and sometimes tails) protruding through the crust, so that they appear to be gazing to the stars.

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Hey, she’s on Lemmy! @LillyPip@lemmy.ca

It’s best to identify as “lesbian” if it’s close to your situation, because there are a lot more brunches that way.

I can not imagine the added stress of not doing this. Why on earth would you give the world access to your private actions like that??

To expand on that- “Have you eaten yet” is Panda Express’s new ad campaign and it’s… questionable in its cultural sensitivity…? If you look closely, those ladies are all holding Panda Express boxes. Panda commercial: https://youtu.be/rl8NeWN2x7g

Vampires cannot enter a property without permission, so this one got a clever little gig as a surveyor.

Using this one neat trick, he was able to determine that fence was on the lady’s property because he was able to fly over it before he smacked into the invisible permission wall.

I believe the joke is that Anthony Michael Hall is known for being a lovable nerd hero in 80s movies, but in his middle age, he looks a bit like Malcolm McDowell, who is known for playing the baddie in A Clockwork Orange and also in Star Trek: Generations. So… hero to villain, like the very common expression.

Was looking for Alan Cumming’s line of body care products to make a joke about this and learned that he stopped making them in 2005, AND someone just sold a “mostly empty” bottle of Cumming All Over body lotion (Condition: Used) on Ebay for $69.99.

Edit: This is a commercial for his fragrance “Cumming” (NSFW, bums) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmdJEjJxYOY

In the coastal counties is a very weird breed of folks that consider them selves progressive hippies that may well have been born and raised on a peace and love commune, but if you question very far you will find a shit ton of racism, homophobia and transphobia. And they have shotguns.

They aren’t, as a rule, violent about their shitty beliefs, but if you show up on their property (half a mile down a private road) they will absolutely greet you with a warning shot.

On the inland side, same deal, but they vote Trump and have automatic weapons and a bunker full of ammo.

Pretty sure this is photoshopped. There isn’t a Prius that has an uneven window like that middle one.

Yeah, it sort of zaps them like when you lick a 9volt battery. They turn around and go the other way.

Have you seen a baby goat jump? They are good jumpers. I think this would literally only prevent turtles. Copper tape/wire around the sides would help with snails. Some tall rebar with chicken wire wrapped around will keep goats and deer mostly out. They will push in as far as they can to nibble through the wire.

Sorry about your goats :(

Google says wholesale for a kilo (brick) is about $20k

^This is why my pants don’t fit anymore…

Yes, but also, for anyone unsure, you are supposed to fill the raised beds with soil, so they are raised. Usually the kind that comes in bags marked “raised bed soil” or you get it by the truckload and have it dumped in your driveway.

Not sure whats going on with these garden corrals. Do they think the vegetables are going to escape, or do they have a problem with turtles munching the greens?

“Please talk to me like I’m your grandmother. I’m tired of asking what you mean.”

They died for months apart, but Gene Wilder died four months after Prince.

Its for pets, but ya, it’s not great: