Sidhean

If you were beating your kids loud enough for me to hear, I’d hope they’d be taken away, too!

“Oh heck- I’m supposed to be meeting her there now!” Awkward way to be reminded, but thats what partners are for!

Yes.

Generally, people mix the two, so you have to use context. I think, however, your take is correct. I think the post is meant to give a bit of a rebellious vibe, so that may be why they chose this phrasing.

POSIX Defiant

I know nothing, and I’m keeping it that way

My system of choice is Mint, btw

Hey I heard Cage the Milk is dropping their new album Lactose Obliteration soon!

Yup. Big fan of [distro]. Never had a problem running [distro]. I CHOOSE to open [distro]'s terminal because its so perfect i don’t ever NEED to.

I run Ironman btw.

Thank you for including a link; this sounds like a fucking joke.