The rest of the killing is fine tho

Butter-glazed butter-filled butter-fried butter fritters

We’d hope y’all could come up with something better than deep-fried butter tho

I used “gormless” here the other day and garnered some attention. It seems to be catching on!

Infinite money glitch!

I wonder how much it would cost for you to wreck your car

My wife wants me to buy it for our wedding anniversary next month

Same

I mean, I could afford the ticket, but I’d rather spend that money on LEGO

I actually used away messages to communicate to people various goings-on in my life. Having to sit down at a computer to message someone feels so foreign now.

They better fucking hurry before I blow all my cash on the new LEGO Death Star

elinks

Nobody nothing?

That sounds like too much work. Can’t I just fake the conversation, too?

You’re hired

How the fuck did you beat me to it and get so many up votes so fast

I do

I wonder how the Rustaceans will react to his honest criticism.

Edit: exactly how I expected, LOL

I mean, he always was, but he still is, too.

It’s because of the friction burn

Bonk