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Stop using such shit excuses. Keep Android Open!!

This JavaScript bundle apparently only runs on Chrome browsers. What do they do with Firefox or other browsers?

Dangnabbit, I knew it! Thanks

I grew up with the Sega Genesis, PS1 and then PS2. The PS1 side had games that were more lively, less lonely than SM64. Compare the game to something like even the first Spyro the Dragon, and SM64 immediately feels empty. Add to that the overtly creepy level Big Boo’s Mansion, or the less creepy Hazy Maze Cave, or the surreal Wet Dry Town with the creepy cave music, the infinite stairs at the top of the castle, rooms that are huge but sport almost nothing except paintings, only a single big clock, a population of only one or two servants to the princess, levels like Lethal Lava Land which is just otherwise inhabitable platforms on top of a lava ocean - the game ends up feeling creepy whether the programmers lawyers at Ninten intended or not. How about the room with the Tiny Bit Island paintings, one side is huge while the other side’s wall is within arm’s reach? Also Mario is always being recorded by the Lakitu cameraman, and you’re watching him through that lens.

Besides, creepypastas were all the rage during the 2010s, and the 3D Mario had just enough ingredients to make them work - the ultimate culmination of all this being the B31133 romhack. (Correct me if I got the numbers wrong).

I love this romhack, but it gets really creepy a lot of the time. Also no N64 emulators on Android can play the current version which is… fun. Would’ve loved to just pull the game out at any time of the day.

Poor Jak.