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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • My first thought would be to just act stupid in that specific situation and straight up lie out of my ass:

    “But that tool is sharp, right?”

    “Nope”

    “If someone attacked you, would you stab them with it?”

    “Why are you trying to put words in my mouth?”

    Of course, this also has a high likelihood of backfiring. So just stfu with cops.






  • “>If [wife] leaves him he gets an instant hotter replacement”

    As someone happily married, I am rather offended at how incredibly shallow this statement is. My wife is nothing short of an incredible human being, and someone assuming I would immediately get over losing her if someone “hotter” instantly replaced her is a horrible statement.

    And you just know that there are people IRL who think like this.