Women’s bra sizes also suck

Shopping with my wife for bras is… Fun. Cups can be anywhere from a DDD to a I, bands from a 38 to a 46.

Somehow this makes sense somewhere.

She punched me when I sat a bra on my head and said ‘try this one,’ but I was right!

Congratulations! You’ve been tagged “🤡”! Now whenever I see your comments, I’ll know that you’re a little off & I shouldn’t give you too much credit.

I’m pretty sure a majority of people touched a real penis before touching a real gun.

Flipwitch is a fantastic little Metroidvania that I can’t talk to my “normal” gaming friends about.

Yeah, I’ve got no complaints; I mostly play Indie titles anyway so nothing too strenuous. Balatro & Deltarune aren’t exactly a stress test, I doubt Silksong will push beyond its limits either.

glances at 1660 Super…

Does math…

Greetings, Comrade!

Two weeks is essentially a rounding error at this point

I’m invoking the mirror clause immediately.

I’m pretty sure you find out you meeting with Putin is “bad” as you’re going out of the window…

I swapped my 64gb LCD to a 2tb in about an hour, including reflashing the OS. Improved load times as well as storage space.

Have you seen Wall-E?

You forgot the Midwest Bonfire with 1000 drunken teenagers and a fire big enough that the local fire chief comes to check on it.

I thought I was hot shit when I got a tape drive for my Tandy that worked about 60% of the time

I think I could find more ways to play with $100 in coins…

At first I thought you said “Grab the titties” and I chuckled, then I realized that I was the only one with my mind in the gutter.

Hunie Pop has a surprising amount of strategy involved.

To go the hardest, play “Sweet Home Alabama”!

I legitimately collapsed to the floor after stepping on a D4. It drew blood & I’ve been afraid to use it since.

The worst part is trying to go back and replicate what you did