Reminds me of when Ted Cruz twitter liked incest porn on 9/11 memorial day

they’ve got all the telemetry to infer what you’re doing and what your screen looks like

But for some reason, they still need to screenshot dudes fucking up excel spreadsheets and lowballing people on Facebook marketplace for 8 hours

Telemetry is such a sinister term.

Can I make notes of what you’re doing from a distance?

definition of surveillance

enable telemetry?

teleme if I can dip my balls in your mouth

Lets say they don’t use private data for training

(Continue reading when you’re done laughing):

Eventually, victims eventually run out of “free” storage.

The humble corporation will do a bunch of psychologically unethical tricks to basically hypnotize users into forking over those three digits at the back of the family credit card.

Now the victim’s data is effectively held ransom. Keep paying or lose it.

But they won’t stop paying. They paid for a year’s plan at a discount and the peaceful megacorp conveniently hit autorenew for them at checkout.

12 months roll around and oopsie, they already have the money. They could go through the refund process, but they’ve got shit on their plate, might as well keep it for another year.

I could keep rambling, but on Lemmy, I’m probably preaching to the choir about the first verse of genesis.

Then Windows tried to push their cloud backup on me… twice

This is major boundary respect by Microsoft’s standards

Do you snort it or is it a pill

also how could steve jobs be visionary if he needed glasses

Does anti-cheat even work?

kernel or no

people just don’t want to work anymore

NO

THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO

BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES

AND THEN IT’S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB

AND THAT’S IF THEY’RE “LUCKY” ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE() THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS

THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)

Sorry for the caps, I’ve been in the job market recently and it’s fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.