Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.world · 19 days agoTerrible ideareddthat.comimagemessage-square175linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageTerrible ideareddthat.comLady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.world · 19 days agomessage-square175linkfedilink
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoMeh. Just use lube and don’t let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don’t leave glass bottles on the beach, that’s just rude.
minus-squareDicska@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoAnd leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoJust like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoPut a little note inside with your insurance info and a flirty message for the doctor who has to remove it
Meh. Just use lube and don’t let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don’t leave glass bottles on the beach, that’s just rude.
And leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
Just like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.
Put a little note inside with your insurance info and a flirty message for the doctor who has to remove it