But if not but plug why but plig shaped
Without a flared base it is decidedly not butt plug shaped.
The bottle cap looks flared enough
Relevant user name lmao
Well at least that’s a flared base.
But, uhm… context?
everything everywhere all at once
go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correctOn the flip side, I didn’t make it all the way through, i thought it was so bad but then I rate A Clockwork Orange as the worst movie of all time
Now I’m curious what you do rate as a good movie
If watched it don’t remember this though. Why is the guy trying to insert it.
they need to do random things to get parallel world powers, obviously
Oh yeah I’ve seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
I watch so much media that unless I’ve watched something several times, I can’t really recall anything that’s like older than two years.
Hell I’ve started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn’t as young as it used to be, going downhill already.
apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
It’s impressive that you could. It was pretty memorable.
There was A Lot going on in the movie if I remember
It’s impressive that you could.
I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It’s mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it’s kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can’t remember what happened a few days before.
Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don’t know if I’m just making up bullshit as I go along.
And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It’s like when they “proved” to House in House MD that he’d gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.
From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you’ll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
I was like, wait a minute, that’s a really fast reply. But then noticed you actually wrote that 3 min ago. Which confirms I wasn’t just making up my memorised about this in the other comment! Yayy, Thanks
Yeah, I figured I’d write it out for the people upvoting your comment who needed context.
Could bring a whole new meaning to the term “butt chug”
Nope, it would still be the same. Just glass in the way.
My understanding of a current butt chug is someone ingests liquid into their ass
My new proposed meaning is when someone shoves the base of this bottle in their ass then positions themselves so a 2nd person can enjoy the chugging.
Finally, a drinking game that’s inclusive to our amputatee homies!
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in the sand anyway…
Wash the sand off first
Or don’t if that’s what you’re into
Woah, why am I getting such a clear sense of deja-vu from this comment?
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in your ass anyway…
But chugging is a thing apparently
Butt-chugging you mean
We have a connoisseur I see!
That’s colonsir, please.
I just found a new way to pronounce coloniser.
Wash the sand off first
Or don’t if that’s what you’re into
Negative lubrication
Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
Don’t forget lube. Might have some at checkout. They get it.
Someone buy only these Coronas and some lube and take a picture of the cashier’s reaction.
Where’s fisting enthusiast when you need him?
Sticking bottles up your ass may lead to unintended consequences such as causing the collapse of a country
Ik, just being cheeky. I’m a yum…. Practiced anal enjoyer lol
What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?
If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.
But what if the danger (glass) makes it even hotter?
Yeah, I mean, Isn’t glass simply sand that just got really hot?
Well of course, the base isn’t flared.
CyberOSHA over here demanding we don’t have fun …
Meh. Just use lube and don’t let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don’t leave glass bottles on the beach, that’s just rude.
And leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
Just like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.
Put a little note inside with your insurance info and a flirty message for the doctor who has to remove it
I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con
See, the ER doctor has seen or heard of patients who stuck foreign objects up their buttholes to stimulate their colons for sexual gratification and it caused medical issues and he noticed that the bottle is shaped in such a way that it could be inserted into one’s anus, so he is cautioning people not to do it for their safety.
Isn’t it also probably dangerous in the sand?
Oh, you got the joke. Good for you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor
Sorry you didn’t understand it.
Perhaps it is you who failed to see clever anti-humor in the post you are replying to!
Well it’s not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?
My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn’t get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.
How small is that mans penis or how huge are his fingers??
I guess he squished it down like a pool noodle, then couldn’t do it in reverse with the swelling.
Obviously there’s the but stuff, but isn’t sticking the bottle in the sand bad anyway because it could lead to broken glass?
