What about the reed instruments where you have to give your instrument oral, and it’s your tongue and lip control which determines the note you produce?
[ breathing intensifies ]
You also get to occasionally blow out your fluids after playing with it for a bit.
Tromboner
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Someone got their buttons pushed
Always remember to use lube
No, slide lube! Slide lube!
band kids have zero chill.
Euphonium gang rise up! Now is our chance to be heard
is that a baritone?
Trunpet gang about getting fingering and mouthing right then a little stroke when you get to the D.
Imagine having to finger your instrument to change notes
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I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Drummer.
You also make
musicnose by beating animal hide with sticks.I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Dahmer.
Former trumpet gang, I just want people to think about the fact that every brass instrumentalist has to empty out a notable amount of spit/moisture from their instrument every once in a while and I hope you’re gagging right now because I always do at the thought of it
It’s condensation
That’s why I included the /moisture part
✨trumpet gravy✨
I should stop scrolling lemmy when I’m eating
No trumpet gravy on the plate eh? Try holding the food in your mouth longer for a similar effect, in a pinch.
I make sure to wet my instrument before fingering it (reed instrument). The bowed string instruments need to be stroked though.
I lube up my guitar strings before I finger the fretboard
Careful with that G-string, it can just snap right off.
I’m imagining it so hard right now 🤤
I’m trumpet gang, but mostly cos the other brass instruments are ridiculously big and heavy and I didn’t want to carry them.
. * cries in cello *
plays the world’s smallest violin
cries in piano
Laughs in melodica
Piano players are not expected to carry their piano. Cellists be dragging that thing through a crowded subway train :(
I know. It’s called a joke.
All Trumpet Gang knows is how push buttons, if ore the haters
