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Lena@gregtech.eu to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

"Source code file"

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"Source code file"

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Lena@gregtech.eu to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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      if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }

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      Führer loop

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        • Auswitch statement
        • V2latile variable
        • Goebboolean
        • Zyklon C++
        • Left shift, Reich shift
        • Open and close Parenzer
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    Get popcorn ready

    Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the “fixed” code as a PR to Linus.

    Enjoy popcorn

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      My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

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    Why the fuck can’t these assholes just go away?

    You’ve won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

    It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

    *these are rhetorical questions

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      1000001736

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        • substance abuse
        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          greed should be a mental illness

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            If anyone hoarded anything like billionaire hoard money we’d have them commited.

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    please don’t use grok.

    elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.

    please don’t use grok.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      You’re probably preaching to the choir here. lol

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        i just wanna keep sayin it out loud so maybe folks remember.

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          You’d have to say it on the platforms normies use, make it short and attention-grabbing, a drone shot, a couple of tits…

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            Like this? Unrelated but similar in concept.

            Canada lesbian oil sands

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    Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

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      The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn’t support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.

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      Drop the executable in the GrokBox

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    No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.

    He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

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      Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.

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        Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.

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    This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.

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      Think of all the GOTOs

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    I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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    I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

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      He probably thinks that the entire application is only one source file

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        source code? i don’t think you know what you’re talking about… it’s called a prompt

        SLASH

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