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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 hours ago

Anon wonders what went wrong

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Anon wonders what went wrong

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 hours ago
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  • GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca
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    4 hours ago

    Two words: blue chew

  • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Afaik, most ED is caused by being out of shape. The penis is basically a blood balloon, and your heart has to work hard to keep it inflated. If you aren’t doing any sort of cardio, you can fall below that threshold. Luckily, that means with some cardio, most of the time it can be reversed

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      3 hours ago

      Also, men should do kegel exercises too.

      It helps increase erection strength and even size due to increased blood flow, can help with premature ejaculation, and can improve prostate health.

    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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      4 hours ago

      I mean, that much masturbation should probably count as cardio …

    • Atomic@sh.itjust.works
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      4 hours ago

      Also worth noting that lack of regular erection can cause shrinkage. Since the tissue can lose part of its elasticity.

      It’s normally not a problem at all even if you literally never masturbate, due to erections that occur during sleep.

      • TORFdot0@lemmy.world
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        4 hours ago

        “If you don’t use it, you lose it” was true?!??

        • Atomic@sh.itjust.works
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          It’s normally not a problem at all even if you literally never masturbate, due to erections that occur during sleep.

          No. That’s not true. But it can shrink if you never get erections. But I wouldn’t exactly call getting an erection during sleep “using it”

    • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      And I think we can safely assume that anon isn’t living the healthiest lifestyle

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    5 hours ago

    12 times a day isn’t enough to prevent erectile dysfunction.

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      3 hours ago

      Let’s double those numbers. For science!

  • chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Holy shit 12 times a day? How has your dick not fallen off?

  • yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    Drink more water

  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    It’s probably a diet issue. Maybe they need more Vitamin D? Exercise would prove beneficial. Therapy wouldn’t hurt but also wouldn’t particularly assist unless it would. Maybe they should try to develop some new and different hobbies to grow as a person. Have they considered eating a higher volume of legumes?

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    7 hours ago

    Can you say desensitization?

  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    I have a theory

  • XaetaCore@lemmy.neondystopia.world
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    8 hours ago

    Anon broke pp

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    11 hours ago

    Thank Ahura Mazda, It’s not just me.

  • Voxel@programming.dev
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    11 hours ago

    1000094469

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    12 hours ago

    Seditary lifestyle

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      4 hours ago

      Sedentary.

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