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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 20 hours ago

Anon wonders what went wrong

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Anon wonders what went wrong

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 20 hours ago
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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Ran outta juice, huh? Have you tried … not being flaccid?

  • deathbird@mander.xyz
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    6 hours ago

    What does “ED at 23” even mean in this context? He can only bust 10 times a day now?

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      3 hours ago

      Anon probably discovered he can’t get hard for actual sex during one lucky opportunity

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      5 hours ago

      Erectile disfunction at age 23

  • Ghostie@lemmy.zip
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    7 hours ago

  • GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca
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    12 hours ago

    Two words: blue chew

  • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Afaik, most ED is caused by being out of shape. The penis is basically a blood balloon, and your heart has to work hard to keep it inflated. If you aren’t doing any sort of cardio, you can fall below that threshold. Luckily, that means with some cardio, most of the time it can be reversed

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      3 hours ago

      There are mental effects at play, too. Men can get too anxious or, as I find more probable in anon’s case, too used to getting a lot of different visual stimulation

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      11 hours ago

      Also, men should do kegel exercises too.

      It helps increase erection strength and even size due to increased blood flow, can help with premature ejaculation, and can improve prostate health.

      • daggermoon@piefed.world
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        8 hours ago

        How does one do that?

        • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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          7 hours ago

          Someone has already said that it’s the muscle you use to stop peeing midstream, but I wanted to add a few other points:

          • Once you’ve identified the muscle, you shouldn’t do kegels while peeing, because this can lead to UTIs and an unhappy bladder

          • When you do kegels, you should try to only engage your pelvic floor muscles; try to avoid engaging other muscles in your thighs, buttocks or abdomen. Isolating your pelvic floor muscles can be tricky at first, but it gets easier

          • As well as improving aspects of sexual function, kegels also help with incontinence. If you practice them now, you’ll be thankful for it as you age

        • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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          7 hours ago

          You know how you stop peeing mid pee? That’s how. Clench. Hold it for a count of 10. Release and repeat. Do it in the morning and evening to start.

    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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      12 hours ago

      I mean, that much masturbation should probably count as cardio …

    • Atomic@sh.itjust.works
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      12 hours ago

      Also worth noting that lack of regular erection can cause shrinkage. Since the tissue can lose part of its elasticity.

      It’s normally not a problem at all even if you literally never masturbate, due to erections that occur during sleep.

      • TORFdot0@lemmy.world
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        12 hours ago

        “If you don’t use it, you lose it” was true?!??

        • Atomic@sh.itjust.works
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          It’s normally not a problem at all even if you literally never masturbate, due to erections that occur during sleep.

          No. That’s not true. But it can shrink if you never get erections. But I wouldn’t exactly call getting an erection during sleep “using it”

    • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      And I think we can safely assume that anon isn’t living the healthiest lifestyle

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    13 hours ago

    12 times a day isn’t enough to prevent erectile dysfunction.

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      11 hours ago

      Let’s double those numbers. For science!

  • chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Holy shit 12 times a day? How has your dick not fallen off?

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      they use lube with vitamins, duh

  • yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 hours ago

    Drink more water

  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    It’s probably a diet issue. Maybe they need more Vitamin D? Exercise would prove beneficial. Therapy wouldn’t hurt but also wouldn’t particularly assist unless it would. Maybe they should try to develop some new and different hobbies to grow as a person. Have they considered eating a higher volume of legumes?

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    15 hours ago

    Can you say desensitization?

  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    I have a theory

  • XaetaCore@lemmy.neondystopia.world
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    16 hours ago

    Anon broke pp

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    19 hours ago

    Thank Ahura Mazda, It’s not just me.

  • Voxel@programming.dev
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    19 hours ago

    1000094469

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    20 hours ago

    Seditary lifestyle

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      12 hours ago

      Sedentary.

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