As a programmer, I also summon daemons.
Hey, that’s a sysadmin’s job!
Lift up your mouse. What is an LED but a spicy candle?
LED? There’s a rubber-coated metal ball under there.
You guys aren’t fingering your laptop?
That’s really bad for the mouse. You are going to damage the rollers. I know it’s a hassle, but remember to properly replace the ball with a hardboiled egg yolk every week.
That box isn’t for “candies”?
Candles make light and heat. Is my pc a candle?
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Give it 40,000 years. There’ll be candles alright.
I have a candle on my desk…
What’s wrong with executing the parrent?
If you execute a parent, you end up with living or zombie children that you need to find and put down.
That’s how a parent daemonises their child. With their own sacrifice.
The sacrifice must be voluntary or you’ll end up with zombies.
You get candles if you are datasatanism type of programmer plotting stuff
