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Damn it O’Brien not again.
The doctor says they cannot be removed without killing you.
Oops. Forgot to reverse the polarity.
Isn’t that ghostbusters?
That’s total protonic reversal. It would be bad.
I now have Tuvix inside of me.
Seriously how regularly were transporter malfunctions a plot point? Seems like at least a dozen times in TNG alone. Like how would you rely on such a clearly flawed technology, especially with something like your life at stake? It’s like some tech bro was pushing that shit onto the federation through his shady government contract deals. And everyone at Star Fleet is face palming and terrified they will have to go on an away mission. Course they never show that part. Was it Barkley who had something like transporter psychosis?
The Federation cares more about constantly telling itself that it was a perfect utopian society (and sending heavily-armed “exploration” crews out into the galaxy to spread their gospel) than it did in actually fixing their shit.
Old but still makes me laugh every time.
LET ME OUT OF THE BUFFER OBRIEN I JUST WANT TO TURN FOOD INTO POOP AROOOOOOOO
this is basically The Fly
Dammit, you’re right!
Look,
unless you want to spend some time in the pattern buffer, don’t complain.it’ll be sorted out soon.Username checks out.
Oh NO
See that’s why I only take shuttles. That way I can only die the old fashioned way - violently, or at worst horribly via radiation. But not by being scrambled up with Frank from Delta Shift.
It’s not Lupis.
