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This is dumb
I would be ecstatic if AI was banned at work. Fucking sick of people dumping absolute dogshit on me and expecting me to make sense of it.
Now, if I was forced to use AI, I’d probably quit unless I could find an easy way to circumvent it. But honestly probably not even then, because being forced to use it is a really bad sign.
Dear [Managers Name],
Please accept this as my letter of resignation my last day will be [date/effective immediately] .
[Paragraph on things you did that made you “proud” if you might work there again/professionally bitch about how shit things are if you will never work there again/leave blank]
[Thank you for the opportunity to work here and I wish you all well/leave blank]
Kind Regards,
[Your Name]
Is this intended to be relatable or scornful?
How are people at work this addicted to AI already? That should be the entire punchline right there, that ANYONE would consider quitting because lack of AI. This is insane.
If you are this dependant on LLM’s you have to stop using them. Like, RIGHT NOW. End your subscription, delete the app, find a good book and start reading.
You are right! People should not quit their job due to a lack of AI. LLMs can be useful — but they should be used with care and not dependeInternal Error
Holy brainrot batman.
“Thank god. That roomba you got to help me sweep fucking sucks. Little bastard is always out back smoking cigarettes and not actually working.”
If the President of the United States can resign in one sentence, so can I.
My resignation letters have always been fact-based and short. Nothing about reason or cause. Just: “I’m resigning. Date, last day, Thx, Bye.”
On one job a while back, I resigned, but management had a PIP quota. So they put me back, pipped me, and gave me a severance check.
Like an idiot, I was like: “But I already quit.”
Manager and HR on line are like: 🤦🏻♂️
unemployed one here, what does PIP mean
In case you in fact do not know how to write a resignation letter, let me help demonstrate using a standard way, and a fancy way:
standard
I quit.
fancy
Dear <Manager Name>,
I quit.
Sincerely,
<Your Name>
~It should be noted that <Manager Name> and <Your Name> are placeholders that you would replace with the name of your manager and the name they put on your paycheck under “Pay to the order of” field, respectively.~
That’s for “at will” employment in the US. Other countries actually have rules you need to follow, both ways. The employer needs to give you a grace period, and you need to as well, under risk of penalties or invalidation of unemployment benefits.
So no, it isn’t just a “I quit” letter.
Another primo example of American exceptionalism.
Another primo example of
American exceptionalismsomeone speaking from their personal experiences.Thank you for educating me about how other places in the world work. But I will not let you shame me for not magically knowing everything about how other cultures work.
See, as opposed to resignation, there are no rules about being allowed to shame idiots online.
your paycheck under “Pay to the order of” field
Bold of you to assume the people you’re explaining this for have ever seen a check or had anything but direct deposit
I can’t think of everything! 😂
Nope. I’d do a search and use one of the hundreds of resignation letter templates I’d find.
As extensively as I use AI for work and personal use, I understand I still need to know where and how to find things. These LLMs are trained on damn near the entire Internet, and that data didn’t just disappear.
Like how we used to do it back in the day! You’d Google for stuff, can you imagine it kids?
Hey yall my last day is in 2 weeks it’s been real
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you……you’re cool…and fuck you. IM OUT!
If only AI would get banned at work.
My job was better before copilot infiltrated every corner of my software suite. I have a job in which being right is more important than being fast, so LLMs are useless to me - but that doesn’t mean my managers, many of whom can barely open a pdf, aren’t constantly trying to foist it on me.
Got to give that negative feedback. Job that took X time with y% correctness, now takes less time but makes more mistakes costing the organisation $Z per mistake.
Found the programmer haha.
Only sane response in this thread.
… my productivity would increase. I could concentrate on work, instead of unfucking whatever vibe-code git push borked the build.
