Now the whole point is advertising.

Damn, voluntarily taking on a TBI for a chance at a OSHA/Workman’s Comp lawsuit?

Make sure not to sign me up, but don’t let me get in your way.

No, IPv6 is in 6th place. We need to find IPv1st.

I’ve upvoted you 35 times so you’re not lying.

I feel like this is stretching the definition of “thin” to make sure nobody feels insecure about the proportions of the land claimed by local government.

What are we doing here, folks?

I just do 1/1/1 to make it more believable for algorithms that flag suspicious data.

This mf out here trying to swipe Visa or MasterCard in the stripper’s butt crack.

That’s the sex thing, right?

Did you tip when you wrote this comment?

We don’t reliably choose the lesser evil, though.

This time we chose the obviously bigger evil because “hehe funni, he mean but he funni.”

Gambling.

inb4 Ubisoft negotiates Trump pardons in advance and starts hiring robbery teams to steal money directly from g*mers’ wallets.

That spelling normally infuriates me, but in service of the pun, we’re going to have to allow it.