Oh guys, don’t be silly. Just ask the chatbot, it knows what to do!

Then our weirdo creep peeking-tom pervert overlords in Silicon Valley will have their infinite magic money pit and they’ll finally get real buff and get cool hairstyles and they’ll be popular and all the girls will think they’re really cool!

Gosh, I’m so excited for little Mark Zuckerberg to get his first kiss. Maybe then he can fuck off to space forever.