That’s a winner. Good pizza, hot dogs and cheesecake. AND good prices.
Y’all get cheesecake? My Costco doesn’t have that :(
Get the cream cheese danishes in the bakery, if they ever have them. So good. Fuck the cherry and mixed variety boxes. They have some vanilla ice cream that’s really good, too.
Ikea and drown your sorrow in swedish meatballs.
Plus they have a club card (because I sure as hell dont).
I married a woman that enjoys the dining experience at that members only club and we’ve been at it for over twenty years now.
Hold onto her, and those discount vouchers
i mean, if its a shitty date then at least you got a slice of pizza and it only cost you $1.50
shiii, two of us, we’re getting a whole pie… 1.25 a slice and we get leftovers.
She’s a keeper… of souls, but still would
She’s not fucking around. Put a ring on it.
They are on isle 67
Kirkland Signature ring!
I have family in Chicago and I asked them for pizza recommendations when I was on vacation there and they said Costco😡
Seriously though! You HAD family in Chicago, but after that recommendation… no you don’t 😉
I like how it’s this astride a wall of unanimous commitments to marriage.
you made me splort coffee through my nose. thank you, stranger.
I love to serve.
Wifey material right there
She’s a keeper.
Wants Costco for a first date? Absolute keeper. Loads of green flags there.
“Welcome to Costco, I love you”
The restaurant isn’t members only. You can go to the deli without a membership.
It is now. They changed the rules about a year ago.
Nope, I literally got pizza without a membership yesterday. The pharmacy is also required to be open to the public, and is consistently one of the cheapest in my area. Just tell the door person that you’re there for the pharmacy or the pizza, and they’ll wave you through without any hassle.
Looks like the food court thing isn’t everywhere, but it is at my local Costcos and lots of others.They changed the policy in 2024.
Pharmacy, eye doc, hearing aids and liquor are all allowed here for non members, but that’s all state law.
Wait… You mean you have to have a membership for pizza and a drink now? Really? What about Sam’s club?
Yup. Not sure if it’s company wide, but it’s true at all my local Costco’s.
I don’t have a Sams club nearby, so I can’t speak to that.
You better walk your ass to aisle 15 for a pallet of engagement rings
A keeper.
Oh yeah she gets a ring. Wife her up OP.
I assumed from context that this was their first date, and maybe I’m old or old fashioned, but due to that my thought process went
Oh yeah she gets a ring
For sure! Call her back!
Wife her up OP
Maybe too early for that?
Sometimes you just meet people and you just get a very good vibe for them and then you say things like that. It doesn’t actually mean you’re going to proceed but would probably scare them off.
Phrases like “Wife her up”, “put a ring on it” and sometimes “mary she/them/him” are often said as an ironic “damm they’re good” more than a literal suggestion that they should propose
You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.
You’re right, I should comment on things immediately after waking up less frequently.
In your hypnagogic state you experienced extremely short-term source amnesia.
Or more frequently, if that’s more fun for all concerned 🤪
From now on, any time I wake up, I will immediately message you my very likely incoherent thoughts for your entertainment.
