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(I didn’t get paywall but the verge is in my noscript blacklist)
They boast having hired 5 slop specialists that chose the least worse shots over 70000 prompts
They have something like $50 billion yearly revenue, can’t pay real people for an ad? Literally peanuts for them.
People talking about how they could have just CGI’d it traditionally for (maybe) cheaper, but what about even the non CGI option most ads go with? It’s a gimmick.
They’re doing this to get people talking, which it does. That said, don’t drink coke. Like, regardless of the ad – it’s super bad for you, lol
AGAIN?!
yep. two years in a row they’ve said “fuck artists” and gone with the same assholes.
I saw something along the lines that they computed 71,000 shots; that must be a LOT of garbage to get a few usable seconds.
I can’t imagine it’s cheaper than paying a creative house but perhaps they’re laundering money or something.
coke should do better.
Yeah, this is the same crap they had last year.
I thought they stopped doing it after they got alot of dislikes on their video.
Why would they stop doing something that got a lot of intention?
Intention or attention?
lol, oops. Since you understood it, I’ll leave it so someone else can get a chuckle
Haha no worries! It was a genuine question. If it was intention, I would have assumed it was a phrase I’d never heard of before.
OK that makes sense
So the (negative) hype around the shit they vomited out last time was so good (/inconsequential) they did it again? I sure do hate this timeline …
I’m really disliking this episode of black mirror.
The holidays are coming guys!
I have my Jack-o-lantern out, and I will remain to have my Jack-o-lantern out until it decays in my cold dead hands
That’s exactly what Coke wants. This brand is so big they don’t advertise to sell but to remind people that they should grab a coke from the fridge and brb I’ll do just that
5 AI “specialists”, 70,000 prompts, and this is the best they could come up with?
A vague red truck drives past iconic winter animals: a sloth, some seals, a panda, and a horde of bunnies that clip through each other. Some lights appear on trees, but not all the trees, just a few of them. What a sad lacklustre ad, even from AI.
A-fucking-nother one?
They saw the amount of free publicity and doubled down
FFS it’s coca-cola. Do they really even need a new ad at this point? Who is going to see it and go, I should really try this coke thing out.
They’re selling overpriced sugar water, constant advertising is all they have.
Just a guess, if you like coke, and you see the ad, it might make you want a coke right now?
Personally, I work in a supermarket and drink our own brand cola, because it’s way cheaper and I know who made it.
Well? Who made it?
I’m not going to mourn the salaries of people who knowingly
psychologically manipulateadvertise for an industry which systematically spread health disinformation about sugars and fats in the 90s and is an intentionally enormous contributor to the ongoing childhood obesity, health more generally, and plastic pollution epidemics.I will say, though, that I’m not happy this probably makes said
psychological manipulationadvertisement cheaper for them.All people want to hear is “holidays are coming”
You could play a clip of every ad for the last 50 years and it would achieve the same result. It’s the music.
Silly twats
Also, if openai charges 50 cents for each second of video generated, and they had to create 70000 pieces of slop plus paying 5 “specialists” to sift between all the shit… did they actually save money doing this vs normal CGI where all the models are recycled from the last year campaign?
CEOs: No, but just imagine the added brand value in being associated with AI, the Hot New Thing Nobody Is Sick Of™!
But it’s ✨✨new✨✨ so it HAS to be good!
Marketing these days: make the most horrible ad for cheap money, let every single outlet report about it.
That is peak journalism!
Why are we giving the light of day to a company that sent paramilitaries to kill union organizers? That has been confirmed to have murdered at least 14 union leaders in Colombia and 8 in Guatemala, with workers literally assembled at gunpoint inside Coke plants and told to quit the union or die?
A company that has been draining communities’ water supplies in India, forcing wells to run dry and poisoning farmers’ land, with $28 million in damages assessed (and never paid)? That sold products in India containing pesticides at 140 times EU safety limits, including banned carcinogens?
A company operating in illegal Israeli settlements on stolen Palestinian land, funding extremist pro-settlement groups, and contributing taxes to fund military operations during an actual genocide?
A company that’s been named the world’s worst plastic polluter for 6 consecutive years, producing over 130 billion plastic bottles annually, then quietly dropped all its reusability commitments in 2024?
So using AI slop for advertising is just the cherry on top of the shit pie that the coca cola company already is, so if you’re not already boycotting the literal embodiment of capitalistic evil, let this be the last straw.
That’s it. I’m switching to Pepsi.
That’s it, cola wars? I can’t take it anymore.














