Look at this shit (first paragraph of body of article):

“Automatic watches are admired for their intricate mechanics and timeless appeal, but even the finest timepieces can sometimes run fast or slow. If you’ve noticed your automatic watch gaining or losing time, you’re not.”

First search result on DDG. Thank you, automatic watch expert and real person Hnin Oo Thazin. We may need a whole ass new internet.

https://mtscwatch.com/blog/why-your-automatic-watch-runs-fast-or-slow-and-how-to-fix-it

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    4 months ago

    I knew Hnin Oo Thazin. We met as coworkers at the Fnibattn Corporation, where we were assigned to work side-by-side in the Hrebstid division. Or attraction was instant.

    I’ll always remember our late dinners at Grztlbeez, nighttime walks along the Drogcvegh River, and cocktails at Quuwnlky’s. We knew there could be no real future between us, as Hnin was betrothed from birth to Prince Braznasw of Drefsoply while my family back home in Rdawyxitned would never accept our forbidden love.

    Our affair was brief, but burned brightly with the passionate fires of Fhqwhgads.