just pretend this is green
Step one: Become a billionaire
You don’t need that much. Some money is certainly helpful to have though.
If you go to a poor country to find suitable twins and marry them in a country that allows polygamy, you only need modest wealth.
There’s someone out there for everyone, even if they want two someones.
Get a million dollars.
Come 'ere, I’ve got words!
I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that
two chicks
I believe you have my stapler
“What the fuck is this piece of shit?” - Vic Stetson
He’s a saint!
I am surprised at the amount of genuine discussion this meme has provoked here.
It’s funny that instead of imagining finding people who are actually into that, anon defaults to the frog boiling manipulation approach
ikr? Plenty of twins already fuck each other (i assume), anon just needs to find them. But I guess they’d have no reason to seek Anon out if they already have each other 🤷
Game of Thrones made it mainstream.
I can’t imagine that many twins fuck. It’s still incest, there’s probably genetic factors that stop them being into that
There’s a window of time in early childhood (up to about the age of 6) where, if raised with other kids, such individuals will develop a repulsion at the idea of having sex with each other. It happens with siblings, but it can also happen with people we’re unrelated to - just growing up in the same household. It’s called the Westermark Effect.
If anon wants a chance at this, his best bet would be to find twins that were raised apart from each other. Quite a tall order.
Love how Westermark decided this was the effect he wanted to put his name on
I think it would be even funnier if he had a different name in mind but the public was like “Nope! This shit is all you bud.”
The Skywalker effect
how’s it incest if there’s no chance of procreation?
Incest is just “sex between close relatives”. Procreation isn’t necessary.
(In this and similar cases I wouldn’t see an issue with it, btw. If they’re having fun, who am I to judge?)
sounds like an outdated law tbh, incest bad cause it leads to incest babies. no chance of procreation no incest baby
That’s no law, that’s just the definition. Laws concerning incest differ from country to country but afaik they usually involve penis in vagina penetration (because of, frankly, outdated definitions of “sex”) so twin sisters could go at it if they like.
Well incest bad also because it tends to ruin families regardless of gender. Most of the time it resolves around an older sibling taking advantage of a younger child and has the power dynamics of any other type of pedophillia
Even when it’s equitable and between adults people’s psychology treats sexual partners differently. Introducing sexual relationship dynamics : potential jealouslies, the desire of siblings to grow apart and the secrecy pressures of keeping their relationship secret can up the risks of siblings hating each other.
Incest refers to the act, not the product.
Worse, twincest creates much more congenital abnormalities. In this case they’re both the same sex so it doesn’t matter really.
twincest cannot cause more abnormalities than “regular” (gross) sibling incest. If a set of twins are of diferent sex they are not identical, ie they come from different sperm and different egg. Same as any sibling pair
Almost… What you’re saying is only true for fraternal or dizygotic twins. It’s possible for a fertilized egg to divide in a way that it separates and both cells grow into twins, these are called monozygotic twins. Now, usually monozygotic twins are usually of the same gender but, there can be mutations. And even in those, the chance of both being fertile is rarer, because of the chance that the mutations usually are X0 leading to Turner’s syndrome in the female child.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin (Read the unusual twinning part of the article.)
There’s always a bigger geneticist
I know it’s a popular media trope, but I’m not sure how common twincest is irl
The thing is, if I were a twin-fucking-twin, and some greasey netizen came up asking if I and my twin where interested a (2*1+1)some, my first reaction would not be that this is a person I trust enough to share my intimate desires with even if those desires were aligned.
There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).
I suppose the first step to making the OP’s fantasy possible would be having massive amounts of money.
There’s a different story where a pair of twin women married a pair of twin guys, all four living together, and are all dedicated to basically living mirrored lives with each other.
Each couple had a child and while the children would be cousins they are genetically siblings. A fun fact amidst what is either mental illness, closeted polyamory, or both.
Well I’ll be damned
Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.
The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad
The sex doesn’t even sound like fun.
It sounds like you’d have to train for it, like synchronized swimmers or Olympic floor dance routines or ballet performances. Get it right and it’s incredible. But you’re spending days, weeks, months mostly just crashing into one another and ending up in a pile of flailing limbs, feeling resentful because the other two didn’t hit their marks.
I think we should ask them in an email to ascertain the possibility of anon’s dream.
Step 1: be rich. Like, rich enough that you could buy twins into doing that and still have money left to keep them
…so you took the matter into your own hands?
Both of them?
Insert joke about penis size here
Insert joke about penis count here
😭
My chocolate starfish and gonna hotdog itself.
Regardless of ethics, I gotta commend the pragmatism against such an uphill battle
This guys literal pipe dream is more achievable than my groceries because he at least wrote it down
Move to Alabama, do meth.
Easy, just look for twins in the Bible belt.
Utah & Idaho too. Don’t forget about the Mormons.
Mormons would be the most likely to actually engage in this behaviour since their religion actually promotes it.
Incest? Mormons don’t promote incest. Polygamy, absolutely, incest, no. White Mormons do tend to be more closely related than normal, but certainly not close enough to cause any issues. My parents are 9th cousins.
Saved from papas incest basement only to land in papa’s incest basement. Tragic
My wife has a twin sister. What do now?
Her?
Is the sister hot? Am not your wife, pinky promise
Hold my beer
Satisfying two women at once? That’s awful bigamy.
Life’s hard enough as it is, don’t go looking for challenge levels.
Drugs.
a lifetime stockpile, apparently
