Say… Can you introduce me to your neighbors?

What I’m trying to say is that this scheme gives the retailer an interest free loan on every purchase, courtesy of the customer, so fuck them for that.

You typically earn interest for granting someone the privilege of the use of your money.
Do products in warehouse typically earn interest, or do they depreciate?

They had better pay me interest while they’re holding my money, then.

I think you’re going to have a problem keeping your power supply floating in the air like that

This is absolutely not the reason, because even back then when we started doing it, we did it on ICQ, MSN, etc. those chats didn’t have length restrictions, and typing was easy on a keyboard.

Share Your Crayons, Bestie Susie

That means you need to take your pants all the way off.
Which means you need to take your shoes off.

I’m not removing my shoes and pants to shit in a public work toilet. I’ma grab a cushion from the lobby sofa and use it to prop up my feet

Gonna bring by own squatty potty to work

Named after a maneuver

I recognize that I didn’t present a very coherent comment, but that’s basically what I meant with my last sentence, lol

Yao Ming isn’t thin. He’s wider than almost anyone you know. It’d be crazy to call him thin.

But he is still lanky, because of his proportions.

It is a very thick but even taller strip of land.

The point of reference for it’s thinness shouldn’t be it’s own height, but rather the sizes of countries in general.

I mean, it’s still be thin, but the UK has no place throwing stones from within that glass house lol

Oh fuck, I think Poe’s Law needs a derivative law for parody of AI slop

I suppose that’s my bad for assuming marketers want the marketing material to be good. Which, honestly, was a silly mistake.

I’ve seen what happens, and I don’t think you’re allowed to show uncontrollable diarrhea in marketing material

But each of the props is individually photoshopped.

Wouldn’t you pick your stock photo of the woman in the bath, then create your green screen shot of the product with all the props actually on it with consistent lighting, and then Photoshop the whole then in as a single element? Why would they get stock assets for every single prop rather than use real props when photographing the product?

Don’t piss off old people

We might die