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I mean… It’s got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.
That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.
wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
would it be more or less embarrassing to tell people the truth or that you just peed yourself?
haha fortunately it only happened at home & not an amount that would have made it outside clothes anyway
I’m the kind of person that tells internet strangers that my cunt vacuumed bath water. you bet I’d be slinging that cognitohazard of truth to anyone unlucky enough to be present lmao
honestly, that’s better conversation than whatever gossip normal people talk about.
I wish my genitals had those powers, What’s the point of having the shape shifting straw model if it won’t do any silly straw shenanigans.
I didn’t really think of it as a “power” but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪
(this will likely never happen as I’m perpetually single. gee i wonder why)
Well that would give a whole new meaning to the phrase “eating her out”
you can make sure your partner never gets thirsty while being eating out. that’s their loss
“Voof”
Fucking bravo lol
Now there’s a mental image.
I did not know that about cunt physics
I didn’t either so imagine my fuckin surprise 💀
Maybe it wouldn’t have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.
it puts the coochie in the bath or else it gets the straw again
Just remember to do Kegels until the bathwater is out before you leave the tub.
I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume
"An object fully immersed in water displaces an amount equal to its volume.
An object floating in water displaces an a amount equal to its weight." -Some Eureka guy
Eureka!
I mostly stare into the abyss.
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remember to clean your jets regularly i saw a video of someone cleaning the jets for someone who didn’t know you had to clean them and i will never enter a mystery jacuzzi again oh god 🫠
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Don’t know about others, but I’ll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.
I wish I could float. I can swim but floating ain’t an option no more because of my bone density.
It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?
If you don’t care about making it look right it’s way cheaper to buy the component images and piece them together than it is to coordinate a photo shoot with a model who is willing to get in a bath and the crew who would be needed (not a lot, but probably a lighting tech and a makeup person at least, if one of them was also willing and able to do things like keep the bubbles looking right.)
But each of the props is individually photoshopped.
Wouldn’t you pick your stock photo of the woman in the bath, then create your green screen shot of the product with all the props actually on it with consistent lighting, and then Photoshop the whole then in as a single element? Why would they get stock assets for every single prop rather than use real props when photographing the product?
Not if I’m an underpaid entry level “marketing” employee. Getting each item is a separate purchase order, and your boss will be on your ass to use the digital assets his boss paid for. Shit, the person who composed this image may not have a camera other than the one on their phone and the webcam on their laptop.
I suppose that’s my bad for assuming marketers want the marketing material to be good. Which, honestly, was a silly mistake.
I can only assume that photography is illegal in China
No tampoon dispencer?
they replaced that with a harpoon dispenser
What could a shower be without a tampoon to the moon?
I have that exact tray!
I know they don’t look at me like that when I barge in.
I feel personally attacked!
Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?
Draining the blood away from the meat.
Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.
Rolling blunts. You just have to keep your hands dry
I like the vibe of having multiple blunts for a single bath
Careful, this is how you Chandler in the tub
I don’t know that weed could ever bring about the same effects and consequences. iirc it was ketamine that Chandelier used
Ah, half-joking, sorry. I was thinking that I would most likely fall asleep in the water after my third blunt.
Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.
Do the orgasm tokens come with the board?
Most of mine happen because I am bored.
I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.
…remind me not to eat off any of your dishes
They could kill a third bird by incorporating one of both of their bathroom procedures, eliminating the need for excessive flushing.
Turd bird
Saving water is why I do all my meal prep while in the shower, but don’t forget to install a garbage disposal in the drain, or you’ll risk frequent clogs.
Same model! Good for keeping the wine glass dry on the outside and popping up the kindle
That’s a beauty!
Unless that is teak wood would not be my first material choice.
They make boats out of the stuff, I’m sure it will be fine.
Only in salt water actually, wooden boats don’t like fresh water.
Shit does that mean my dugout won’t last very long?
Just get yourself a 2.5’x3.5’x5/16” steel plate, accomplishing the same thing.
That has another 2 degrees of freedom and could slide around a lot.
Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.
Mmm yes
I suppose they’re trying to show all the things the tray can do, not an accurate representation of a person relaxing in the tub.
There’s even some space left for a little jar of marmite!
That’s salt and pepper? I assumed it was like face creams or something
Face cream? In the bath? Get out of here!
Now this is what I can get behind on
What is that he’s dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn’t make sense with spaghetti.
And why is the water brown?
I have the same question as your first, but as for the second: probably whatever he’s dropping isn’t the first thing he dropped and other foodstuff has combined to dye the water.
So he’s sitting in soup.
Depends on your soup alignment
That’s my best guess, yeah.
It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?
If I remember correctly it’s a chocolate bar
Oh, yeah, it looks like one of those “world’s finest” bars they sell for school fundraiser (they’re a lot skinnier than they used to be).
Wouldn’t want your pasta to spoil your appetite for chocolate.
Not his first one judging from the water.
“And up here is the squirt catcher”.
I am extremely gay and also don’t know how women use the bathtub but that is how I would design it for men.
More like, “The AI program we used to generate this slop has no idea what a women do in the bathtub, or that humans don’t drink wine and lattes simultaneously, and it can’t even maintain a consistent perspective around the edge of the tub.”
Don’t be so quick to blame AI. this is horrible photo shopping at its prime. The glass of wine may as well be cut from a magazine and glued on. The tray is skewed incorrectly
Yeah, it definitely looks like the tray was hastily slapped together in photoshop, but I think the tub and woman are AI. I could be wrong, but the perspective on the tub doesn’t seem right, and she looks uncanny.
This ain’t AI… This is the haphazardly thrown together product photos you see on amazon, which just plasters a few stock photos together with the product.
Yeah its not ai just bad photoshop that never gets even the perspective right.
Love the tiny wine glass with a weird perspective and lighting that has its foot cut in half.
If I drink that much coffe I’ll poop in the bathtub
Easy clean up.
And the opportunity to waffle stomp.
Thats what YMCAs are for
Not sure if good or bad thing
