NY would put up a big fight. Brooklyn can’t go without artisanal kombucha more than a week.
Florida man high on meth kills invading army, eats its army men’s flesh, sells some of it as “ground pork, low quality”
*bath salts
Appalachia is accurate, it gets weird in the hollers
Tbf Resnecks + Florida man + backwood people
Why is there always a force field around CO?
It’s a smoke cloud hovering over that section of the Rockies, and Colorado just forgot to turn their regional identity reference in for… reasons…
CO should also be, “Even the liberals have guns.”
Meth and mountains. Even the OOP couldn’t get in to write it.
The reality is just one word and the word is “nukes”
And yet when there is a school shooting, everyone of these is just cowardly waiting outside
Hey, someone needs to keep the cops company.
actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go
also like 90% of the terrain is straight up mountain face and dense forest with like maybe 3 highways crossing the mountain range total. Access control is super easy.
Oregon used to run a fucking backwoods castration farm where trans people would go to get castrated for $500 and all of the cops fucking knew about it and they just looked the other fucking way.
Like, the fact that these idiots would look at South Oregon and be like, “Oh yeah, no, just roll the fuck in, it’s not gonna be a problem,” just goes to show how good Oregon has been at hiding how fucking vicious they would actually be.
Like, America could be losing 99 to 0 amd it comes down to fucking Oregon and we would fucking steamroll those bitches.
99 to 100 is still our win
bruh wth o.O
is Oregon the secret Florida?
For me that’s the best part, the whole rest of the country thinks it’s the weak link because SO/NorCal knows how to keep their mouth shut instead of waving their guns in the fucking drive thru.
:3 Just a bunch of psychos waiting for shit to hit the fan. So yes please invade us in Oregon first. We are waiting UwU pew pew >^ . ^< also don’t seem to see ICE in these parts for some reason lol.
I’ve spent my life trying to get leftists to embrace 2a for that reason. You KNOW they only fuck with people who they think will come quietly
Been screaming on here, and formerly reddit.
Fuckin exactly!!!
And more guns in Northern California than in the 5 surrounding states combined.
I did not know that. I heard there was a kind of rugged rural community around there but never known what they were actually like
In the coastal counties is a very weird breed of folks that consider them selves progressive hippies that may well have been born and raised on a peace and love commune, but if you question very far you will find a shit ton of racism, homophobia and transphobia. And they have shotguns.
They aren’t, as a rule, violent about their shitty beliefs, but if you show up on their property (half a mile down a private road) they will absolutely greet you with a warning shot.
On the inland side, same deal, but they vote Trump and have automatic weapons and a bunker full of ammo.
Yep, coastal side, where most of the population is, you got extremely leftist, uh, highly armed, and willing to fight people of all sorts of different varieties. And then, on the other side of the mountain, you’ve got highly right, highly trusted, highly armed, motherfuckers of all different types.
If it came down to it, I honestly believe the Liberals could defeat the Republicans if you isolated each state and made them duke it out, but I wouldn’t imagine that it would be a clean sweep. I think that in California it would be a decisive victory and in Washington and Oregon it would be more to the skin of the teeth.
Aren’t the meth addict wood poachers somewhere in that area too?
Yes, you’ve been here I see
Also has a higher gun ownership percentage than Texas
Paul Harrell. RIP.
based. how blue is Oregon. are there true 2a evangelist progressive states?
Portland area, Bend and Eugene are blue, the rest of the state is red as hell. Its pretty safe west of the cascades but that high desert is full of nut jobs.
Portland is like wetter SF, but not-Portland is like colder Florida, politically and intellectually speaking
Ha, yes, I shovel snow while wearing shorts. Y’all know how physically taxing it is to shovel that heavy, wet, white crap that you can’t snort?
By the end of my driveway, I’m usually just wearing a thong and winter boots. Clothes be sweaty.
Neither. There’s more than one nationality here
seems hawaii is up for grabs
Cost of living is way too high since everything other than pineapples & coffee has to be imported…
Can one live on pineapples and coffee alone?
Just east of GANGS NY would be “BMW drivers.”
Probably worse than gang members to be honest.
so they can just have Hawaii?
Gun ownership is restricted(1 gun per 27 people vs 1.5:1 in the US.), so they would be up against polynesian melee weapons and a fierce Ha’a.
Sure, there are military bases and the Pacific Fleet to get past, but we are assuming landfall is possible with the map.
Meh, if they can get there.
I hear the JSDF is rearming, and is pissed off that Trump is being an idiot.
Hear me out, Pearl Harbor 2.0, can’t go tits up.
Wonder what’s censored up there in northern Idaho
Edit: found it
Yep, fairly accurate
Well I hope OP censored it because they believe the rest will take them out…I can dream right?
Unless Alberta is invading, I doubt anyone would bother even going there.
Fair. Fuck Alberta and their wanting to separate from Canada as well as Nazis.
I think Washington State is included in the Nazis part, and honestly, that’s fair. Once you get out of the city, it’s hit or miss. To be clear, we punch nazis inside Seattle., we have video.
it includes parts of Montana too which is also accurate. they have little communities up there and do weird shit. I call them Peyote Waffen
Don’t forget Oregon, which was literally founded to be a white ethnostate.
Hawaii: 10/10, would bomb again.
