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Is it confidently wrong more than 60% of the time?
This has to be where trump is getting his crime stats from
What crime stats?
Whatever bullshit he’s using to justify invading American cities with the national guard
You know, the stats.
The ones saying dementia and cancer ridden Joe Biden is being pushed around in a wheelchair by Obama, and Biden is just committing record numbers of crimes all while talking about trains.