“The wifi”
“I think the WIFI might be messed up.”
Bro, I think the AI might be messed up. You don’t get instructions to grate a pear when a device cannot connect to the internet.
Clearly youve never used my fridge.
Hope it’s not samsung since there going to run ads on your fridge now
Don’t buy one.
I don’t intend too.
Any appliance that needs wifi doesn’t get bought in my house
Your fridge doesnt have adds? You have a sex toy that doesn’t buzz in the pattern of famous jingles?
I suppose ol’ righty could rub out a festive tune
Tell us what you have seen, oh Ye Who Dweleth Among The Machines.
Bro just wasn’t hallucinating the same reality as the glasses. He just had to grate the carrots and add them to the base he already made. Duh.
Pear* lol
I think he’s a piece of shit who’s become somewhat dumber because of the aforementioned yes men and that he doesn’t need to have any good plans anymore, and the ketamine doesn’t help, and also having low emotional intelligence makes him seem stupid at times. Not to mention the fact that he’s got all kinds of issues that he’ll never get psychological help for.
But he got his undergrad in physics and went to grad school for econ (and I don’t think he paid people to do his work like the orange blob). He’s not a Tony stark genius like he’d like to imagine himself but as much as I hate him I don’t think he’s dumb.
I wonder if botched demos are not starting to become intentional. In the end, the more people talk about something, the more successful that marketing action is, right?
I hate it. There is no dumb enought thing, that billioners can do to prove that are truly dumb, without people giving them benefits of playing 4-dimensional chess. The king truly is naked.
maybe for dipshits, so yes it will be a winning strategy
Smokin’ some brisket with the Sweet Baby Ray’s
Ugh every time I see a bottle I remember the fuck face saying it goddamn it get him out of my brain
Yup just like Steve said during one of his demos…
Or Musk, when he wanted to show how tough the cybertruck windows were.
Why anyone would applaud that pathetic attempt at a demo is a mystery. Maybe they were plants?
What? No, those are obviously human not plant.
But yes, event like these tend to have a paid actor that initiate claps and cheers
Must be the one that keeps shouting “woohoo” before anyone else at every little thing mark does.
the only one not human was the robot, zuckerborg.
You’d think they script this and test it a couple of times before showing it to the press. If they can’t manage to do that, maybe the hundreds of billions of investments into their AI program are a teeny tiny bit misplaced.
They did. This was marketing.
What surprises me isn’t that AI failed, what surprises me is that Zuckerberg believes in his own hyping of AI so much he had the confidence to try to do this at all, live, unstaged. Is this courage, honesty, stupidity, hubris?
The most favourable explanation I can think of is that they tried it out ahead of the presentation, it worked well enough, so they trusted it could be repeated.
Yes, I would have expected him to go full on Mechanical Turk.
I just don’t know how many times these billionaires have to prove that deep down they’re just dumb asses at heart until people get the message
they surround themselves with sycophants thier whole lives, to avoid the uncomfortable possibility that someone says they are wrong.
I mean, elon and zuck aren’t dummies, but unless (or perhaps even if) you’re a literal genius you need other people to constantly be checking your ideas. When you only have sycophants you’re gonna start churning out stupid ideas.
Lol Elon wishes he were at the dummy level. He is looking up at it.
I think he’s a piece of shit who’s become somewhat dumber because of the aforementioned yes men and that he doesn’t need to have any good plans anymore, and the ketamine doesn’t help, and also having low emotional intelligence makes him seem stupid at times. Not to mention the fact that he’s got all kinds of issues that he’ll never get psychological help for.
But he got his undergrad in physics and went to grad school for econ (and I don’t think he paid people to do his work like the orange blob). He’s not a Tony stark genius like he’d like to imagine himself but as much as I hate him I don’t think he’s dumb.
I don’t care what he got a degree in. He certainly isn’t smart enough to realize the damage he’s causing (especially politically) and as people call him out on it he just digs himself deeper into fascist ideas and blocks his ears with more k-holes.
He’s too stupid to know or admit he’s wrong, and it’s partially because of the hug box he built for himself out of sycophants. This shit started long before he got to the point he’s at now.
In other words, he’s a fucking idiot.
Same energy
„No i haven’t. Walk me through it from the start, please“ could have very well saved that performance.
But I guess that was not in the script.
I dunno , if ‘what do I do first’ can’t get there….
Why is he so weirdly obsessed with BBQ sauce?
Sauce is the true litmus test of civilization
Masculinity signifier
I didn’t realize you had to be insecure in your masculinity to like BBQ sauce.
What do you mean? People love barbeque sauce. There’s nothing more normal and human than barbeque sauce. Biological human beings are neutral barbeque sauce enthusiasts.
You are all falling for meta advertising, if it wasn’t for this mishap nobody would know they are releasing a new product
what’s the product again?
oh right, it’s you.
Making his product look stupid twice in the same event seems like a bold marketing strategy…
donald trump make himself looks stupid every day and he won elections twice. Stop giving them visibility that’s how they lose.
Trump looks stupid to normal people. To traitor lunatics, he is amazing. That’s the difference here. Nobody sees a product demo gone awry and thinks they’ve gotta have it.
You are here talking on a thread about meta shit and not somewhere else.
I don’t understand your point.
Their new product is getting all the visibility.
Right, I mean, of course…but you think it’s good press?
I still dont know what they are doing other than making themselves look like idiots.
I still dont know what they are doing
They are advertising their product, you are talking on a thread about it
Cheese. They’re making cheese. Butt flavoured cheese.
That checks out. Now grate a pear into it.
Nah zuckerboot is legit angry. Everybody knows of meta glasses already and now they know they don’t work.
Nobody knew they were releasing new ones until this shit
A classic example of realworld AI implementation. I wonder how many times they rehearsed the cooking scene before deciding it was never going to work.
It probably worked fine earlier. Or they wouldn’t have done it
yeah, they probably had a system prompt setup to make sure it responded appropriately, something like, we’re about to make a japanese BBQ sauce from the ingredients on the table, when we ask about it, use the camera to look at and remark about the ingredients on the table.
But AI distills noise, and it has memory so it probably just mashed the gas this time. The part where it was supposed to recognise his actions was smoke and mirrors. It’s fine at telling what’s on the table, it’s bad at recognising what he’s doing.
I feel like him cutting it off as it was listing things on the table might’ve kinda bricked it too
